"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Mystical Prodigy]

because ppl don't know what to laugh at
ninja
how do you do surprise but sex?  

[Vashtastic]

with some party hats and noisemakers

why does the moon orbit the earth?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because its to lazy to revolve around pluto.

Why isnt Pluto a planet anymore?!  

[Mr_Jalapeno]

because Pluto exploded into millions of pieces.

Why did Imus get in trouble for saying "Nappy Headed Ho" but not famous R&B people and Rap'ers?  

[Just A Normal Tree]

Becuase their always watching eek

Why is water blue?  

[Falling Cupcakes x3]

its not

does an apple a day really keep the doctor away??  

[Ritter Mayura]

yes because it'll make you fart all day long!! ='-'=

is it true that having an exotic car like a Porsche or a Ferrari make you look handsome?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

No. Makes them look like pansys!

What makes you think role playing is easy?!  

[Soaring Sheep]

The fact that you can speak lyk dis and not put any though into it at all, duh!

Why are lemons sour?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because I love Madina Lake heart

Who is Pandora in Madina Lake's story?  

[Ritter Mayura]

she's the girl who was dubbed as the Most Wanted ='-'=

why does gravity exist??  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because the air force came to save the day.

Why are the windows foggy in the summer?  

[haylin21306]

because they are sweating hot
why do ppol make ugly movies?  

[watahmeron]

Because they like chocolate.
Why are trees green?  

[dontnowat2donow]

becouse they hate the colour oink

y r my headfones so big