corrupt a wish

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted. It's broken, though.

I wish I was cuter.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Now every single person in the world wants to pinch your cheeks.



I wish everyone bowed to me.  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

granted. everyone has bowed down to the guy down the block named "Me"....even you...

i wish we never needed any sleep and could function normally.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You're undead.

I wish brain-transplants could finally be made successfully without side-effects so that I (and only I) could live forever by always transferring to a younger body that does not respond to any brain but my own! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. But you got hit by a bus and died. No transplant for you! twisted

I wish I had another snapping turtle. Like, a real one. And that it was a ninja, and could shoot lasers out of its eyes, and it wouldn't bit me, or shoot lasers at me. 'Cuz it loves me, and it's name is Joey.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Granted but his life span was 5 mins. (evil laugh)

I wish I had more gadgets and gizmos.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. They're plastic and are of the Fisher-Price brand.


I wish for my own invincible army that were always loyal to me, did every single command of mine, and helped invade and conquer the world for me.  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

granted. you were given the army of the hamsters

i wish i lived in the golden age.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted ! However you have no gold !

I wish commercials weren't so damned stupid half the time !  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. They're stupid all the time.

I wish I had an invincible army of hamsters that were always loyal to me and did whatever I told them to.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. They were all chased into a volcano by an army of cats.


I wish I was the most good looking guy in the world.  

[Havoc Xades]

Granted. Your the only person in the world.

I wish I had a flying hamster.  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

granted. but then it got shot by an arrow.

i wish hamsters never exsisted  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You just destroyed the food chain.


I wish history would remember my name.  

[Mad Haru]

Granted. Now you're Hitler.

...I really wish I hadn't just broken Godwin's Law.