1x1 - Zelly & Anime

[M3Gnificent]

{I just thought of a funny, if perverse, gag. Ariae could be wandering the streets with Jaquel at her side. Atius could come along, trip, and end up with his face in Ariae's chest. Jealousy and/or shock ensues, leading to a lulzy scene and MOAR! Atius getting his a** kicked.}

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

((Ah, marshmallow hell. xd Like I said, I'm up for just about anything now.))

 

[M3Gnificent]

{I'll save Milly's descent into Hell for later. For now, I'll do the marshmallow gag(or lack thereof, concerning Ariae's original measurements. XD) and after that go on with Ariae's wanting a baby.}

Ariae was walking along side Jaquel, laughing gaily and conversing over some easilly forgotten topic. She clung to him often and seemed quite affectionate. This was most likely due to a lingering jealousy of many of the women here...even if most of them somehow had horrid burn scars on their bodies. She didn't know where they came from, nor did she care.

Like a zombie, Atius was shambling along the streets. One of the local children decided to trip the ugly man, causing him to stumble forward and end up with his face burried between two soft, lovely spheres of faintly pinkish skin.

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

"Excuse me, but just what do you think you're doing?!" Jaquel said angrily as he pushed the man away from his lovely wife.

 

[M3Gnificent]

As Atius stood up and admired the woman he bumped into, completely ignoring her husband, he couldn't help but make a snide comment. "Wow. They're smaller than I'd imagined." This, of course, made Ariae hold a huge 'WTF' sort of expression.

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

"What did you say?! I don't who you are, or what your problem is, but you'll apologize if you know what's good for you!" If the man kept this up, Jaquel would have no choice but fight for Ariae's honor. He may not have been a knight anymore, but he still had those morals of honor and the like.

 

[M3Gnificent]

Atius, just now noticing Jaquel, looked over the man before finally asking, "About what? It wasn't you I bumped into."

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

"You've invaded my wife's personal space and insulted her! Of course you should be apologizing to her!"

 

[M3Gnificent]

"Wait...you are married to her??" Atius asked in slight disbelief. Just to screw with the man's head he said, "I know her breasts are small, but isn't she out of your league?"

"Darling, if you don't kill him, I will." Ariae said in an annoyed sort of tone as she facepalmed. Clearly this man, whoever he was, had a death wish.

{I'm going to bed soon. Goodnight.}

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

Jaquel just gave a frustrated sigh. "Go ahead, I'm sure it would put him out of his misery."

((Good night.))

 

[Mr Dualos]

Idc if she has a small rack...I'll do it.  

[M3Gnificent]

{I'm sorry, Trojan Man, but this RP is of the 1x1 nature. Which means that it's intended only for two parties. In other words, it's only for Zelly and myself.}

Ariae approached the rude man who dared such say as he did towards her, her arms crossed and a look of general annoyance on her face. After some hard staring, she went on to throw a barage of kicks at Atius. The result? PAIN. Lots and lots of pain and cheaply aimed kicks for our amusement. You can probably guess one of the more favored targets.

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

((You know the video for Kaito's parody of Daughter of Evil? And the bit when Meiko starts beating his a** silly while chibi-Miku shows up with a hit counter? This is what I'm basically picturing, except maybe chibi-Milly or Mala with the hit counter. XD))

"I bid you good day, sir, and I pray that our paths never cross again." Jaquel said bending over Atius after Ariae had thoroughly kicked his a** every which way.

((And a joke that I couldn't squeeze in, after the 'favored target' line: Guess he's not the god of fertility anymore! ))

 

[M3Gnificent]

{Oh yes I remember that!~ biggrin Lol, that was awesome. XD Also, I lol'd at your not-inserted joke.}

Ariae smiled over at Jaquel, looking almost as if she hadn't just brutally kicked Atius' a**. "Come along, sweetie. We don't need to pay insignificant bugs much interest, do we?"

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

((Yay! biggrin ))

"Hopefully that's the last we'll see of him." Jaquel said as he offered Ariae his arm. "I apologize you had to experience that."