The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

They were trying to kill you.

You took pictures of my nose!  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

I was aiming for your neck.

Poked me on my butt.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Lies! Scandalous lies!


You were chewing on rocks.  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

But the rocks were made of candy

pulled my hair.  

[lil_lollypop1]

That's cause there was a bug in there! >.<

You released the pigs into the garden!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'm a clean fellow, and those creatures are filthy.


You tracked mud all over my dental office floor.  

[lil_lollypop1]

No, those were the pigs.

You're too narcissistic to notice me!  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

*pulls out headphones* you say something?

Never paid back their debt.  

[SKBCTayuyaFluteofDeath]

I'm in college. I have no money to pay it back.

You're an alien invader.  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

But I'm from Germany!

Took my make up.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Why would I want it? I'm a guy, and not one of those gothic/emo ones.


You ground your teeth down to the gums.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You can do that?

You ate Miss Piggy!  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

But I thought it was just regular pork from the supermarket. *eating the meat in ramen* =3

Drank my tea!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You just had a fluoride treatment. I did it to make sure you would avoid drinking for half an hour.


You peed in the spit bowl.  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

That would have been very difficult, if not impossible for me to do that.

Stole my cell phone which had my favorite yaoi [lol]