corrupt a wish

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

granted. but somehow the earth blew up and the only thing alive was ONE hamster. lol.

i wish my foot would stop being itchy.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted now it hurts !!!

I wish I knew how to play the guitar.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You received an accordion for Christmas.



I wish I could lose 50 pounds.  

[Devon Eth]

Granted you lost $$$ equal to 50 English pounds.

I wish I was more likable  

[Ember Terran]

Granted; but now everyone else is incredibly dislikable

I wish I had a dollar for every wish gone wrong  

[Devon Eth]

Granted, but you lose $5 for every wish made.

I wish I had better charisma.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but in exchange you had to give up your good looks so now you're horrendously ugly.


I wish I had the #1 music album of all time.  

[Mad Haru]

Granted, but your other music all sucks.

I wish I had a dollar.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's counterfiet.


I wish I was a multi-millionaire.  

[Mad Haru]

Granted. You're Scarface.

I wish I had a sammich.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You had to sell your house to pay for it.

I wish I could have one of those new Vaio laptops that don't break if you drop, spill liquid on, accidentally put on fire and etc... other cool features it has in its programming.  

[Mad Haru]

Granted, but it got a virus.

I wish that I could overcome my acrophobia.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It was cured after someone pushed you off a cliff.


I wish I had a new wardrobe.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You're now the most unfashionable person in the country.

I wish I was gaia richer.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted ! and the minute you amassed all the gold your computer crashes !

I wish my headache would go away !