Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Gets the compound interest at 0.01%.
Inserts a menu from Miliways.  

[killafrog]

gets millie vanillie

inserts a grammy  

[havenne17]

gets a hand-knit sweater 20 years out of date

inserts grampy  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: A walking cane.

Inserts: Dentures.  

[Nei1]

Gets teeth that can be taken out for the night.
Inserts some taffy.  

[havenne17]

gets several loose fillings....

gets gold tooth  

[Gilda Geezer]

Did you insert the gold tooth? If so, you get gold shavings back...

Inserts hot dog  

[killafrog]

gets a sweaty poodle

inserts cool bath  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: A rubber ducky.

Inserts: A scented candle.  

[Angelicphrase]

Get a man named Francis from the wicks and sticks store

Inserts area 51  

[Gilda Geezer]

Gets alienated

Inserts ice cubes  

[Psyzapp]

Gets refreshing glass of iced tea.

Inserts bolt of lightening.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Electrocuted gonk

Inserts: Human remains.  

[Darkpurpleme]

Gets a miracle. They're alive.

Inserts a beehive  

[havenne17]

[donning mesh suit] gets honey! *runs away to bees can't get me*


[time passes]


*comes back* inserts empty honeycomb