The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[SKBCTayuyaFluteofDeath]

I did it so you wouldn't get in trouble. The principal was right behind you.

You dropped a house on my sister!  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

I didn't drop it, I just happened to be in it.

Broke my camera.  

[lil_lollypop1]

It wasn't me! I blame it on Eternal!

You don't like me blaming Eternal.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Well, no.


You bit my finger!  

[SKBCTayuyaFluteofDeath]

Your own fault for pointing at me and invading my personal space.

You unleashed an army of the Ch'tauri on Earth!  

[Julian Galaksylph]

No I didn't! That army doesn't even exist! I didn't even have a Sharingan or Rinnegan!
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You hacked my Account!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No, it was everypony but me. I was visiting Cranky Doodle Donkey.

You ate the cake!  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

The cake was a lie

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Stole my piece of pie.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Pie rhymes with DIE

You died when I gave you pie :/  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Yes, and I was reborn again because that's how good it was.

You ate Miss Piggy!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

She was delicious

You murdered Kermit in cold blood :/  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

*eating Kermit's legs* so?

You served rotten meat!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Um, okay. Ewww.


You complained that I only use plain fluoride for cleanings.  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

You really think I care?

Plus, I think you missed a spot.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Lies. I always clean every single spot.


You stole my glasses.