corrupt a wish

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. You died. (admit it; you were asking for it)

I wish whoever grants my wish would win a million dollars.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It was taken all from you and now you're bankrupt and forced to be my slave.



I wish for a new whip to keep my new slave in place in case she ever acts up.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, it's actually a snake-sword enchanted by alchemy that disobeys your will.

I wish I could fight Nightmare from Soul Calibur 4.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You lost.


I wish I had a super-awesome sword.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted, but one day you cut yourself and the wound never heals.
i wish i could have this avi but not have everyone thinking, "omg, wat a whore."  

[Fancy Random Freak]

Granted. You get the avi, but now everybody says what a b***h.

I wish I had telekinesis.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Granted but you ended up being paralyzed from head to toe.

I wish I had a british accent.  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

granted but you could only speak with a british accent and will eventually annoy yourself.

i wish everbody could only see the positive things in life.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. No one pays attention to modern genocides anymore

I wish I had a bike.  

[Mad Haru]

Granted. It's a screaming metal death trap.

I wish I had a fancier hat.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Granted but the Mad Hatter killed you and took his hat back.

I wish I could stitch someone for fun.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You remade Frankenstein's monster.


I wish my hat was always better than Harujiro no Yorozuya's hat.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, now it's a collectible antique.

I wish I wasn't feeling so sick in bed.  

[Mad Haru]

Granted. Now you're sick everywhere else.
I wish the 'R' button on my DS worked.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Granted but the other buttons don't.

I wish I had a parachute.