The "You are banned because..." Game

[AmeKisaki]

You got banned for indecent exposure.  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

You got banned for appearing in a "girls gone wild" commercial!  

[AmeKisaki]

You know, I really don't think that would ever happen. I'm camera-shy.

^You were banned because you were stalking someone you thought was on a 'girls gone wild' commercial.  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

You saw me?!... I-I-I mean... I don't know what you're talking about...

You got banned because you purposelly bid on items so the owner of the items get more gold from others that bid after you!  

[mail-order slut]

You're banned because you're avi is gonna make me go blind.

(how much for the skeleton suit?)  

[AmeKisaki]

(i think they're really cheap)
I actually have bid so that whoever was next had to go higher. I mean, going by 1g is not cool.

You were banned for killing Alaric for an almost-worthless skeleton suit. Awww.  

[mail-order slut]

you're banned for accusing me of almost-murder! stressed

hmm...I wonder what it would look like over a skeleton.  

[Xx-creature-xX]

U got banned because i said so! HA BEAT THAT  

[AmeKisaki]

You were banned for trying to sell pixie-stix powder as good ole' china white heroin.
Similair things have happened at my school twice since ive been there. rolleyes  

[Xx-creature-xX]

YOU WERE BANNED FOR TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND!!! I really don't I just know that your talking about drugs  

[AmeKisaki]

You were banned because you're 10. xd  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

You got banned 'cause you were my getaway driver wher I robbed the bank!  

[AmeKisaki]

My first boyfriend did that. We broke up by him going to jail.
And I cant drive. I've had my permit for a year and a half. >.>
I had to get it renewed back in january...

^You were unanimously voted to be banned my the Guild-Game Thread users who are tired of seeing your name take over the entire column.  

[mail-order slut]

you're banned for the same reason! gonk  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

you got banned for letting the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater loose!!! Aaaaaaaaaaah!