I'm a Genie, you get one wish...

[Sinful Pity]

Granted, but he dies and the iraqians (I dont know what they are called) take over the us.. >.>

I wish I can move back and be with my old friends!  

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted, buuuuut you don't get along well as roomies, and you move out again.

I wish Gaspard Ulliel was mine (have you seen this guy? He is Sex on a Stick heart xd )  

[Vashtastic]

(not really my type) You marry him and then he tells you that you're just a sham wife and he's really secretly gay and can never really love you.  

[thedarknessofiliu13]

i wish for a woman with giant boobs  

[Vashtastic]

(oops i forgot to wish - sorry)

You date a stripper that has DDs, but her implants go haywire and they get infected... freaking you out and setting you off big boobs for life.

I wish the the two political parties in America had a mandatory STFU day.  

[Chocolate Robot]

Vashtastic

(oops i forgot to wish - sorry)

You date a stripper that has DDs, but her implants go haywire and they get infected... freaking you out and setting you off big boobs for life.

I wish the the two political parties in America had a mandatory STFU day.

Granted!
The parties both promise to start having 'STFU' days starting say....... next month. But everybody knows politics lie so they never actully fallow through, but the calenders now say its 'STFU DAY' heart

I wish to have a tasty chocolate chip cookie  

[Vashtastic]

granted, but then you drop it onto the floor, which wouldn't be so bad until you see cockroaches claiming your cookie for their own.

I wish for nice weather.  

[Half.Jak]

Vashtastic

granted, but then you drop it onto the floor, which wouldn't be so bad until you see cockroaches claiming your cookie for their own.

I wish for nice weather.

Granted. Unfortunately the nice weather lasts all year long and you miss out on winter fall and summer.

I wish I could compete in an a rated horse show.  

[Vashtastic]

granted, but then you get thrown off the horse, break your arm and thus end up hating horses and anything to do do with them.

i wish for new pencils.  

[Secret Kirari]

Granted, but they don't sharpen right and the erasers only make it worse.

I wish to be able to travel to other worlds.  

[Haroun_aha]

Granted, but the other worlds are too far for our technology to reach, so you are stuck wandering the galaxy forever.. all alone... bored out of your mind...

I wish I could play the guitar, and well!!!  

[Vashtastic]

Granted and you rock just as hard as Slash. But then while you're leaving a gig, a door slams on your hand, breaking your fingers and damaging your nerves forever.

I wish for ice cream, delicious ice cream.  

[Secret Kirari]

Granted, but it's very old and all melted.

I wish for a white snake that I can name Ayame...  

[poohead3]

granted but the snake is a poisonous 1 and it bites u and u die.

i want something betta than wat ull give me  

[Vashtastic]

Ummm... that kind of defeats the purpose of the game, but I give you better grammar and spelling skills so we can all clearly figure out what you're talking about, but then you get them and you start to get really nit picky with your friends. So then they leave you and you're friendless, but at least you can communicate in a clear and intelligent manner.

I wish for a glitch free xbox 360.