hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[Afi_Kino]

Clothes Hangar. Maybe there's a clothes-plane somewhere in there.

EDIT: I can't find the right instrumental.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Clothes hanger to help you


Rosie O'Donnel naked  

[magic_doglover]

duct tape to cover her up.

i have a lot of homework.  

[Afi_Kino]

Smash your wrist with a hammer. Perfect excuse.

I'm going to get flamed on ED in a few days.  

[magic_doglover]

duct tape your eyes shut so you won't have to see it.

i'm procrastinating.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hammer to get you into gear.


A drunk guy lying passed out on your lawn.  

[magic_doglover]

duct tape him to a passing garbage truck.

the cat is too clingy.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Duct tape its paws.


A mysterious person hovering over you putting on latex gloves.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Hammer. Smash the syringe.

My toe itches.  

[GoldenFraggle]

HAMMER !!!!! Now it hurts instead !

Cranky old bag who refuses to give treats on Halloween night and yells at kids to get off her lawn.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Clothes hanger, unlock her window and sneak in to find something to use as a bartering chip.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I beat you with a hammer for not giving a scenario.


A grown man dressed as a Telletubbie for Halloween.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Duct tape him to a chair. Don't let him go out!

You've lost your hammer, duct-tape and clothes hanger.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd get a flamethrower.


Youtube Poops  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Hammer. Hit yourself in the forehead to clear the delusions that a cybetnetic system could have a digestive tract.

My phone's running out of time.