The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Nei1]

Granted, you are signed up as one biggest label in the industry. However, it comes crashing down on you when they discover that you have no talent and forced to obscurity.

I wish I didn't need to pay bills anymore.  

[Azred Crimlean]

Granted, you are a Hobo, No more Bills, No more taxes, No more home or Job. Your Welcome!

I wish I didn't get wet when I go outside when its raining, like it is today.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! heres an umbrella and a pair of wellies!

I wish I had the ability to do anything! Posible or imposible, along with the ability to control it without my desires becoming corupt!  

[Azred Crimlean]

(What the heck are wellies?! LMAO!!! I have never heard of those before?)

Granted As Mike Phelps says in his book(I think?) "If you put your mind to it nothing is impossible and you can accomplish anything or be anything..."

Or something along those lines of self help motivation, and so you can can do it! But that doesn't mean its gonna be easy, nah-ah! so you eventually lose motivation and interest and go back to being whatever you were before, yay you!

I wish I knew more about the words and or slang of the ppl I meet here, it would make everything so much more clear! lol  

[Lil Brat]

Granted ~ You now understand everything anyone says ~ including nasty little innuendos and sly insults... and some things you never wanted to know... twisted

Wishes I had more energy... ninja  

[Azred Crimlean]

HAHAHAHA!!!! My wish was granted! There is nothing I don't want to know.... Unless my Parents are in this Guild? redface )

Granted here's a car battery and the 2 n****e clips, I mean Alligator clips!

I wish I knew what I wanted.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted you would like me to rule the world thanks heart

I wish I had bear spray  

[Azred Crimlean]

(OOOooo, someone wants to take me by the hand and make decisions for me, yay. I guess by making that wish I got myself someone to take care of me lol.)

Granted You now have a bottle of Male Bear Pee, have fun marking your territory.

I wish I still had my own Apartment =(  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted here's your apt in sunny downtown Baghdad mrgreen

I wish there was teleportation  

[Azred Crimlean]

But I don't live in Baghdad.... =(

mrgreen

Granted there is now Teleportation..... but it means nothing to you because it is such a luxury no one can afford it except a handful of ppl on the planet.

I wish there were a real guild like this one where we could hang out.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! (sob crying I dont want to corupt this one! but it must be done!! You meet us all in real life only to find wear not at all like you thought! in fact very far from it! we are in fact brain eating aliens from the planet Thaklex! enjoy your labotomy!

I wish I had home broadband!  

[Azred Crimlean]

(LOL, I knew someone would be sad corrupting that last wish, blaugh )

Granted, unfortunately by that time the rest of us had moved on to better things and you are still the slowest one in the group, xp Sorry friend!

I wish I had something to do tomorrow aside from put out more resume rofl rofl it gets boring you know!  

[Counterbalance]

Azred

(LOL, I knew someone would be sad corrupting that last wish, blaugh )

Granted, unfortunately by that time the rest of us had moved on to better things and you are still the slowest one in the group, xp Sorry friend!

I wish I had something to do tomorrow aside from put out more resume rofl rofl it gets boring you know!

Granted! Instead of putting out resumes you instead are conscripted by cruel donuts to do menial chocolate mining labour.

I wish I weren't so hungry  

[Azred Crimlean]

Granted, your stomach has ate itself, you are no longer hungry but man are you in pain!

I wish I had a flying carpet, with seatbelts, and air bags and all the safety measures up to date.  

[Nei1]

Granted, but you insurance company still won't cover the carpet so they deny coverage and with the coverage you can't fly anywhere.

I wish I didn't have this thought freeze. I had a good idea for a wish, but lost when going to post.
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