The red chair

[333sama333]

I sit on the red chair on the beach watching you prepare to defend a COPY of the red chair. I contently listen to my music and think about how no one will get the chair. ^^  

[ssaengg]

Using my spy-scope, I spot 333sama333 lounging on the beach on what appeared to be... the almighty red chair. I send one a group of my troops on mini pirate ships, their mini-boats wielded with canons of which fired tuna fishes. They arrive at the beach, the first one to get out of the mini-boat threw a tuna fish at you, while the others start whacking you with fake shiny swords.

...Five hours after the ruckus, they return to the mother-pirate-ship with the original red chair, their postures mucky and slumped. I then proceed to shove the fake and original red chair into a cage with chains wrapped around it. I throw the said cage into the waters, laughing evilly as I started to muse over my lovely triumph.

 

[Morgause Le Fay]

I then use my amazing connections (I know a friend, who knows a friend, who knows someone whose married to a friend...or something like that) and have a citizen of Atlantis bring me the cage with aformentioned chairs from under the briny blue.

I then take it to a brilliant scientist so he can run tests to discover which chair is real and which is fake. The fake one is thrown into a nearby volcano and destroyed. The real one is sent to one of the safest places on Earth: The White House. (Obama is very happy with his comfy new red chair.)  

[GoldenFraggle]

Convinces Michelle to redecorate the White House in shades of blue. Michelle realizes red chair does not go. Throws red chair out. I pick red chair out of trash and mail it to my hideaway cabin on a remote island off the coast of New Zealand !  

[Cerebral Perception]

Well you see, I set up bombs all over New Zealand and blow it up right after you land. You die, the chair survives, and with that, I take the chair and go to hide in Russia.  

[Miku4U]

I sneak into Russia at night. While jaxcam's sound asleep I steal the red chair using my Kunoichi skills. I then travel to Mexico to sit upon the chair on one of the Aztech's alter ruins for all to see. Hahahaha!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Using my kunoichi skills (Which I have IRL btw) I made you steal the wrong chair, and I throw it into a volcano for safe keeping.  

[Miku4U]

I join M.I.T. and learn then make a suit that will withstand molten lava. I then steal the chair back. Next I go live in an undersea dome.  

[333sama333]

hmmm. How should I get the chair? I know! *Sends magical music notes down to the dome and makes a crack big enough to fit through and somehow swim down and send my little tiger to get the chair and after it comes back I leave and somehow manage to ride a llama to Japan* ^^  

[Cerebral Perception]

But you went color blind before this little trip of yours and you stole a blue chair instead. While that confusion took place, I hid with the chair in my closet. On the outside of the door, it has a "Do Not Disturb" sign. Good luck getting past the "Do Not Disturb" defense.  

[White Tiger Akutare]

"Stares at do not disturb sign>

..............Forget that.

[Cerebral Perception]

T.T b*****d tore down my sign... Luckily, He stole the wrong chair in my closet full of chairs. He took an identical plastic copy of the chair. The real one's still in here somewhere. T.T Now if only I could remember which one it was...  

[BlueNeko13]

Accio real red chair! it come flying twards me and I catch it and take it with me to Jupiter  

[Cerebral Perception]

Then I stole it in your sleep and sat on the chair in the middle of Madison Square Garden.