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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:53 pm
Granted; it's bright blue and made out of cat hair.
I wish I could pick my dog up.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:26 pm
Granted; your dog is made out of glue and you are inseparable ever since.
I wish I had the power to attract any male other than family. cool
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:43 pm
Randomly Greek Granted; your dog is made out of glue and you are inseparable ever since. I wish I had the power to attract any male other than family. cool Granted, but you only attract old men who are also ***** wish I got a new hat.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:46 pm
Granted. You get lice.
I wish it wasn't 1:46.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:56 pm
Granted; It's 1:45
I wish I wasn't shy!
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:54 am
Granted, you're a slut with aids.
Wish I wasn't sick.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:01 am
Granted; you go to the doctor's who explains that you are no longer sick, but caught the clap.
Wish I could find that GODDAMN BOOK.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:32 am
Granted, but you get a paper cut.
I wish I wasn't so damn sleepy.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:27 pm
Granted; but you will never be able to sleep ever again due to feeling energized ALL DUH TIME.
I wish I could get lsg matchup done. .-.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:51 pm
Granted. Everybody HATES IT.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:44 pm
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 7:27 am
Granted, you never, ever get to make a wish. Ever.
I wish my exams were over.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:20 pm
Granted; you failed all of them.
I wish Dragon Quest games would stop following the JRPG formula so closely.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:01 pm
granted, but they end up turning into FPS games instead
I wish I wish I was a fish
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:16 pm
Granted, but you can't breath under water.
I wish I could sleep for three days straight.
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