KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*wanders in and looks around* Hmm, appears this thread is doing just fine. *checks watch* About that time for another cup of coffee. *wanders back out again.  

[Nei1]

*gives the thread a Star Atomizer*  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Drops a thick fiberglass container with some sort of energy contained in it into the thread. It hits the thread and comes to rest calmly off center of it. Numbers on a timer tick off. A few seconds later and it opens, alowing a implosion of energy to escape. The energy turns into a black hole that sucks the entire thread and everything in it, in.  

[Nei1]

*bang*  

[shadow_dragon_13]

sound is void in the black hole, sorry.  

[Psyzapp]

*Comes back to visit thread and she is pleased to see that the thread is suffering. She then clunks the thread over the head with her Jimmy Choo bag that she stuffed an anvil into before she arrived.* Goodnight thread!  

[Gilda Geezer]

*Returns to inject thread with more Valium* There, now poor dear, get some rest. Such a hard job you have, being a cathartic source for all the venom these poor geezers need to pour out. *Puts in the Teletubbies on the DVD player*  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Imediatly shoots the TV with a Rocket. "No one should have to be subjected to that random stupidity, not even a thread we are torturing and killing over and over."

He then pulls a chair out of no where, sets it down and sits on it. He then pulls a flute out of the same nowhere. He starts to play it horibly for he is tone death (good pun for someone not sure as to how it is spelled ^_^). A glass randomly materializes to demonstrate the intensity of pain being inflicted on the 'ears' of the thread. It cracks slowly, painfully. When the crack stretches the length of the long glass, it pauses for dramatic effect, then bursts into a million large pieces shreading up the thread.

Shadwo manages to hit a frequency that matches the threads frequency and the thread starts to vibrate. Cracks start to develope from the cuts created by the glass. In the matter of a minute, the thread shatters completely.

Once this fantastic implosion due to frequency occurs, Shadow stops. He returns the flute and the chair to their non-existence, pulls out a pair of boots, and starts crushing the pieces of thread into dust and electron particles. "Take that."  

[Eileen50]

Thought there was something I could do to kill this thread, but looks like Shadow did a pretty good job of it. *coughs from all the dust in the air and walks quickly out of the thread for fresh air*  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Muahahahaha  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Here you go thread *puts copy of Final Exit by Derek Humphry on table next to bed* (it's a book, look it up, you may find it disturbing)  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Pulls out a Blow torch from no where and burnes the dust from earlier to ashes. He makes sure to get the bed, the table, and the book as well. "Muahahahahaha"  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Flushes ashes down the toilet.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Smashes the toilet with a big sledge hammer. "Grrrrr... Now the ashes are soaked and smell like urine..." I wonder how it will be revived this time. I better get rid of the ashes...

He leaves for a moment, then returns with a big, round, metal object with a timer. A moment after he leaves, the Atom bomb explodes, leaving behind it nothing but nuclear waste and radiation.

From outside the thread: Even if someone manages to revive the thread, it will start of being radiated, maybe even mutated.
"Muahahahahaha"  

[Nei1]

*ties herself to a tree*