Crush My Wish

[ilinks]

granted,but all the cotton died out
my wish that i wasn't hurt  

[Guardioz]

granted but everything is white and has no color.
i wish SOME gaia items were real. ( Fallen Wish, Inari's Beads, etc.)  

[Abyssia Holland]

Granted, but they were made in China, so they don't work.

I wish I had a wish.  

[ilinks]

granted,wait what?
my wish is i never met kurogane_san102  

[kitty in psychosis]

Granted, but you wish you had
I wish my sister would shut up about her stupid boyfriend who just dumped her  

[Guardioz]

Granted but then she starts talking about her Girlfriend who dumped her.
I wish i could talk to ALL animals.  

[kitty in psychosis]

granted, but they all speak different languages
i wish i didn't screw everything up  

[Guardioz]

granted but people get annoyed that you always succeed.
i wish i wasn't so harsh when i get angry.  

[GAlA Site Assistant 72]

Granted, now but now you are always angry.

I wish for more music writing capabilities.  

[Kroenig]

Granted, but you lose your hands in a freak accident.

I wish I had a better trenchcoat than the one I do now.  

[An Original Username]

Granted, but the new trenchcoat is so big that everyone will think you're a flasher.

I wish that I could fly.  

[kitty in psychosis]

Granted, but you cannot land
I wish I was through with my entire schooling career  

[Guardioz]

granted but you never learned a thing and had to go back.
i wish i could type just a little bit faster.  

[Trashcanned]

Granted but your fingertips will hurt nonstop because you type so fast.

I wish I had so much money I could buy everything I want  

[Red Gummy]

Granted, but the money is counterfeit and you get arrested.

I wish I had red hair.

Give me 1k so I can have a ?