*people who don't keep their phone charged
*when people text for 5 hours...its called a phone you call people on it have conversations *gasp*
*poeple who constantly have to have the spotlight on them
*people who treat their pets like kids/ act like pets are family
*people who use religion to be mean I.E. start holy wars I.E. holding up signs in the Castro that say "God hates gays"
*people who claim to be of a specific religion but clearly know nothing about it
*along the same lines judgmental "Christians"
*people who assume they know what God thinks about something
*people who assume what others think or make assumptions about them...Hey how about asking them for a change
*people who try to categorized everyone
*people who take out the trash but don't put a liner in the can
*people who don't finish what they start
*twilight
*people who act like they are an expert on something when they only read one book or webarticle
*people who self-diagnose....um doctors have to go through 8 years of college and 2 year internships for a reason
*people who think college is just a waste of money and time to get a piece of paper
*people who don't vote and then complain about the powers that be
*people who complain about their circumstances but don't do anything about them
*people who think their morals should be law
*people who break the rules/ law and excuse by saying "everyone does it" this goes especially for people who speed
*people who think they are entitled to everything
*people who give into their kids whips
*guys who don't check for a wedding ring before hitting on me
*people who assume that because your hanging out with a guy your going out with him
*doctors who don't listen
*people who are so ******** obsessed with a cause they're crazy this is mostly PETA
*people who think their cause is better than mine once again mostly PETA...yes i'm aware I set a double standard here but dieing human orphans being put down is more important than dieing dog orphans being put down
*double standards that are not logical
*illogical arguments
*high schoolers and college students who act like where they are in life is the whole world
*people who refuse to see things from someone elses point of view
*people who are late
*people who complain where there is nothing to complain about IE skinny chicks who think they're fat
*people who whine about their jobs especially in front of people who don't have jobs
*music that is about drugs, violence, sex, or gang life
*people who don't listen. This goes especially for parents who don't listen to their kids and spouses who don't listen to each other
*people who get all sobby and broken hearted over a 2 month long relationship ending
*people who are possessive of their ex
*people who obsess of fiction to include star wars and twilight
*obamatrons
*the media in general
*Santa/ tooth fairy/ easter bunny
*people who freak out at the notition that I didn't hack my son's p***s off or inject him full of heavy metels, stem cells, and germs for illnesses he can fight off on his own if he gets them.
*comercialism
*consumerism
*people who think its their way or the high way
*people who randomly talk to you at the store...I'm never going to see you again in 5 minutes I don't care that you ran out of milk blah blah blah
*people who don't try to get out of the hole they are in
*the fact marijuana is illegal when it can help so many people
*people who smoke upwind
*cashiers that analyze what you are buying
*people who assume someone is a hypochondriac because they go to the doctor when they are sick
*people who get pets but don't know anything about them IE my cat who isn't spayed is meowing loudly and trying to get outside and red stuff is coming from her hole and I don't know why...hmmm maybe she's in heat
*people who argue something but don't know or listen to what the opposition says
*people who think that because they have x ailment they are above everyone else
*people who are not handicapped using handicap spots
*fat people who use handicap spots/ power chairs..IF you are so fat you can't walk through the store then lose some ******** weight don't take up the power cart and handicap spot and force someones grandma to walk
*people who expect sympathy because they are obese
*99% percent of fat people. I say 99% because some are Okay like momo the strange. The fat people who love their bodies and don't have health issues from the fat and don't try to use any loophole in the law possible to be treated as disabled are okay but most of the ones I've met/ seen are not
*people who don't bother feed/ adjust the collar of/ water their dog
*lazy people in general
* people who think they are entitled to something because they did something IE giving birth doesn't automatically entitle you to motherhood also having a kid who has a kid but not wanting to a parent to your kid does not entitle to you to be a grandparent
*people who are/ expect me to be politically correct
*people who assume that not politically correct = rude
*annoying kids toys/ TV shows
*mindless cartoons
*I know I'm gonna get yelled at for this one...people who come to another country illegally
*people who move to/ visit another country and don't learn the language...also people who get mad at you for not knowing Spanish when we live in America
*people who expect charity or sympathy for any reason
*fast food
*wal-mart
*people who dress/ act a certain way then get mad when people make assumptions...If you don't want to be called emo wipe off that raccoon mask and quit writing morbid poetry
*people who meddle in other peoples love lives
*people who freak out when someone says a curse word in proper context IE I had write a paper for English about the worst period of my life I wrote about dropping out of high school and the tone was was very angsty and I said "all I wanted to do was get rave, get high, and ********" and it fit perfectly but my professor refused to grade it
*people who act out in class when we're in college
*people who make excuses not to get a higher education when they just don't want to do the work
*people who that my past defines who I am today
*people who gossip...this one is kinda a double standard because I used to do it really bad and I started a rumor that nearly got this one guy arrested but now he's one of my best friends and I've learned my lesson
*people who can't let go of s**t
*people who think the end is near and freak out
*people who panic in general
*the fact no bra on the face of this planet fits me and then people who judge me for not wearing one
*being completely stood up...I don't care if you don't show just call so I can go do something other than wait for you
*people who laugh when someone gets hurt instead of helping them
*people who ignore people who are hurt instead of helping them
*people who stand 2 inches in front of your face while talking to you are feel the need to yell
*my sisters good for nothing BF and how my parents and her worship the ground he walks on but they treat my husband like s**t because ya know guys who stick around when they knock up their GF are scum
*the fact you can only get parent scholarships if your single cuz you know married people never struggle financially and go to college to change that
*people who can't manage their finances and then whine about how they can't afford the bills
*people who can't afford to help their family but have satellite/ cable TV and/or high speed internet
*people who break the rules/ law and then whine about the consequences
*people who are possessive of their crushes...if you like them ask em out gee whiz
*people who don't keep what should be private IE sex lives, secrets, stuff going on with kids
*people who talk about their kids or friends issues without asking them
*people who gossip and front it with "I need you to pray for..."
*people who use religion as a status symbol and don't actually practice the religion
*people who beg instead of trying to earn stuff for themselves
*gnats
* mosquitoes
*safety freaks...No my son won't wear anything more than a helmet when starts riding a bike and such It is very uncommon to die from a broken leg... though painful he'll learn not to be stupid
* Disney
*kids in a hurry to grow up
*people desperate to be young
*how Americans in general don't know how to be satisfied where they are in life
*people who think special needs people are any less human than them
*people who can't get my order right...so what if I didn't just order strait off the menu I know you can put it your little computer what I want..this is even more aggravating when I say something like "no lettuce no tomato" and it's still messed up.
*people who don't use the URL button at the top for their links
*canker sores
people who look at me weird for taking my 10 mo old to an R or PG-13 movie. It's not like he can see it from the stroller or even knows what's going on. And he doesn't cry movies make him pass out, its waay easier than getting a sitter.
*people who don't talk to my son like he's a human being
*people who are obnoxiously loud at say 3am
*cops who do nothing and say their hands are tied when you know your neighbors are drug dealers...why else would he have loads of bleach, decongestant, and teenagers at his house, also so acts like someone on meth
*people who blame others for their problems rather than take responsibility
*people who make everyone of a particular religion look bad and the people that hate everyone of said religion because of those people
*people who revert what they said as soon as they piss someone and as soon as they piss someone off for saying that go back to what they said how about have a ******** opinion of your own
*leaky diapers
*people who tell me to take some medication while I'm sick...Im sorry but I don't have a s**t a** clue what is actually in that pill and I'm sure it will stop my sniffles but I don't NEED it
*people who cry over something they can't change
*people who think I'm cold or a b***h because I don't cry unless it's worth my tears
*people who want to break up but when the other person does it first cry for ages
*captcha
*how game guides and walkthroughs assume you never use cheats
*people who think because you cheat on games you are playing by yourself you're a cheater in general...no I really suck at video games and I like it when I don't die every 5 seconds
*people who cheat in a relationship and think because they didn't do something they aren't cheaters
*people who treat everyone like s**t then wonder why they don't have any friends
*people who freak out because my 10 mo isn't crawling yet...And how many words can your 10 mo old say/ recognize? none you say? Well then shut the ******** up I'd rather a have a smart kid who never walks than a stupid kid who runs all over the place
*people who think I'm a neglectful parent because I don't take my son to wellness visits when I'm anti-vaccine and its a waste of my time
*how storkcraft refused to give me a refund for their defective product and thought sending me a "repair" kit with the same dam plastic pieces that are defective in the first place. Wow I feel so confident that care about my child's life
*people who think cosleeping, nursing past 12 mos, bathe with their kids(like get in the tub), don't vaccinate, or don't circ are terrible abusive parents who will eventually kill their kids.
WOW that was longer than I expected. It felt good though oh and the number one thing..
MY MOTHER AND ALL SHE IS!!!