The first thing you think of.

[JTN]

processed sugary snacks containing minimum nutritional value 3nodding  

[magic_doglover]

factories using ingredients you don't want to know about to make foodstuffs.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Sugar coated weasels.  

[magic_doglover]

weasel stomping da-a-a-ay!  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Tons of blood oozing out of children's heads. (Ew)  

[magic_doglover]

idiotic adults finally fighting back against the Children of the Corn.  

[JTN]

Armenian hair dresser  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Light and dark shadow cuts with rassberry sauce. (I dunno)  

[magic_doglover]

balancing of food by chefs with OCD.  

[JTN]

hereditary disposition to overdeveloped calves and buttocks  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Super rabid turtles with chocolate shells on their back.  

[JTN]

my mommy finally letting me interact with the public... before the court order expires twisted  

[magic_doglover]

people being thrown to the sewer aligators.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Jumping jack rockets! I've been foolled again! *gasps*  

[xukshia]

Popsicles O.O