The "If...Then..." Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Then you would need to repeatedly hit yourself in the face with a frying pan.


If someone told an offensive joke...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The person would be killed on the spot.

If I went tanning in a hair salon.  

[magic_doglover]

then you would get lighter, as hair/fur is only bleached by UV light.

if i suddenly became an unusually chipper person  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd have you interrogated to see what you did with the real doglover. Latex gloves and Madonna films will be involved.


If you were informed you would be getting that type of interrogation...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd jump in front of a moving car and if I survived and ended up in the hospitol, I'd jump out the window.... I think.

If I thought this was the "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" game...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... Other game regulars will try to murder you with sentiment and name-calling 3nodding

If the pool party that I arranged succeeded after all... WITHOUT Me able to join in...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ayame is gonna need to smack a b***h.


If you listened to a really good song and then found out it came from a really horrible film...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd want to watch the horrible film.

If I haunted my current house...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Your family will live in the guest house` biggrin

If I said you were gay on national television....  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

...I would smack you upside the head for telling a lie.

If you were mugged of all of your shirts...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Then it'd be like nothing happened~ biggrin

If I tried to seduce you...  

[Rsnbl Faith]

...Then I would threaten you with a sword, and probably try to hide the fact I enjoyed being seduced. But then again who doesn't? xD

If I tried to kill you...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd pull that sword of yours back and hug you, hoping for a change of heart...

If all people here started morphing into something else....  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

they would turn into bunnies.

if the internet dies....  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Then I would go read a book or play an rpg, or idk go on a walk xD.

If Obama raped your mother