{ THE TREASURE ROOM } BATTLEGROUNDS CONCLUSION P 31

[Pepzilla]

Zoobey

"Sounds like SOMEONE has been taking those hunter fairytales a little too seriously-" Bul turned around slowly. Her height was completely imbalanced to Cael's... it would be really hard to hit him. Maybe if she kicked the little thing...? "You wanna go shorty?" she cracked her neck and rattled her spines. "I will spank your little clumsy a**-"

Of course she would have to catch Cael first. Curse that gross little scareling body!  

[danse-hexe]

Reine whimpered, backing away until she fell over, when something nosed at her, was it a bear, it was pretty big.

"Please don't eat me.." If she could wield her weapon or something she would probably be doing it now, why were all these scary things here? It didn't occur to her that FISTS DON'T RUN OUT OF AMMO, she was far too tired and confused and she really just wanted a nap.

So instead she screwed her eyes shut and sobbed, waiting for that inevitable moment of something terrible happening... except nothing did, and there was just something warm and wet on her cheek. Reine opened an eye nervously, only to see it wasn't a bear trying to eat her after all, just a ridiculously fluffy dog licking her tears away.

"Pupppyyy," she called, and threw her arms around the dog's neck. Considering all the things happening here- all the scary monsters and everything else, amongst all the chaos... Thackery's presence was reassuring.

Nothing Yet

 

[Bilious]

Pretty? Barth thought he was.... Christof's face went red as she gratefully crouched to let the Sloth stand on her own, hiding even more behind the curtain of curls. This was.... chaos. Ridiculous, uncontrolled chaos, and it seemed without that burst of testosterone to send him surging forward to smash, she was left wobbling and terrified and just waiting for an order.

A shout to the side drew his attention to one of the little reaper scarelings, brows furrowing. A... gun? Was that the little thing's special thing? What in blazes was even going on?  

[Rown]

Savior made a swipe for Sidde and his package right as the gun went off, thereby distracting him. This wasn't fair nor was it cool, really. Savior's jaws dropped again as if showing the child

OH YES. YOU CAN BE EATEN.

Prolixity

syusaki

 

[Ravvlet]

Oh my JACK.

That was about all Cady could STAND.

He stood up and GLARED at the GIANT red dragon and tossed the pin that clung to the shreds of her top onto the ground, turning into a much more impressive looking beast that was roughly the size of a pony.



His face itched. It felt like there was HAIR there. Weird.

"LOOK HERE YOU BIG DUMMY," he growled angrily. "LAY OFF. IF I CAN'T EAT ONE THEN YOU CAN'T EITHER OK, IT IS ONLY FAIR AND BESIDES WHAT WOULD YOUR MUMMY THINK-"

And then one tried to shoot at them. Oh, it was SO ON.

She bounded across the room, picking out the aggressor. However, she was unused to her new, more muscular form and slipped on her own beard, crashing to the floor.

 

[demon_pachabel]

"Marcus!" Tears everywhere.

OH GOD, IT HAD HER.

Cass gave Tybalt this completely lost and confused look, eyes watering up as the ghost canine looked at her. Why was she laughing? She didn't get it! Who was this lady?

Why was she?

What was Caelius saying? Attack? Attackkk??

Nooo!

Cass melted into a puddle of tear and snot. She really was the worst little-kid hunter ever. She just wanted to play in the mud and run free, not...all of this stupid stuff! She needed to watch Unico with Marcus! Frankly, she was probably only making the entire situation more delightful for Tybalt.

Except Cass was a girl, and she knew for a fact that boobs, while squishy, hurt like a b***h if they got poked right. Cass happened to know that secret jab too.

Doink. No Nicodemus required. Which was good, she wasn't sure where he was right then.

Istoleyurvamps

OnionGrump

 

[Pepzilla]

Somewhere Pepin had grown a pair of balls. For the dice continued to roll the same thing. First it was 83. Then it was 3. It was a good day for him.

 

[Blade Kuroda]

Snarling as the kid was netted away, Jericho was about to try and strike. She wanted at least one hit in before calling it quits here. After all, the kid struck first! Sort of. But no, the kid was pulled back too quickly for her to be able to do anything... this time.  

[Baneful]

Zar blinked as she was tugged at, narrowing her eyes irritably as she snuck her tentacle-like tail around to pry the hands off her one by one, giving the little scareling a very critical look. If she got away with it she held onto one of Tedan's wrists to make sure he didn't scoot off on her.

"Gale? I don't know anyone of that name." she had spotted what she presumed to be a blob creature wandering around the room, of either gender. She pointed in that direction. "You could ask..him..her.. whatever they are if they've seen this gale of yours."

Only then did she let their wrist go and glance at Genora. "I'm not quite vain enough to carry around a photo of myself. I look like this as a rule. Minus the...mammaries."

He wasn't going to be crude in front of the little scareling boil.

Frezir

Manda

 

[Blade Kuroda]

And thus the full arm cast of a hidden blade was summoned out. Deryk flailed at the zombie still, hoping he would finally get him to drop. After all, Cael said to attack, and so he was going to attack! But unfortunately, it was really hard to swing that thing around while being held in the air. He ended up smaking himself.

"PUT ME DOWN ALREAADDDYYYY"

HP: 19
Damage: 1 to self

Milliardo Kason

 

[Saliru]

Nuru frowned as it seemed the little scareling fell over only to shoot a net across the room. Which resulted in her very quickly listening to Otto.

"Yeaaah... maybe ah shouldn't try licking him again just now hm?" She turned her gaze back on Otto while keeping a wary eye on Cael.

"Did he miss his nap or?" She rolled her head to gesture in Caels direction as if it weren't already obvious she meant the angry one with the jack-mouth going.

Drifter Jet Enduro

[ Nuru is currently female and in her Barghest form so looks like a big scraggly floppy eared black dog ]
 

[Molten Tigrex]

There was a tremendous crash as Aymet's attempts to pry one of the more ornate weapons from its display only succeeded in sending a bunch of them crashing to the floor.

Well. Not all of them. Several managed to impale themselves right through the dracolich, making her into a lovely and portable sword rack. The others clattered to the floor point-first all around Gale and Bix. Apparently it was raining sharp pointy objects on everyone tonight.

kuromeez

iloveyoudie

 

[Ravvlet]

Attack? REALLY?

Wash's lip quivered but - he imagined his son, who must be around his OWN age right now, how unsettling - and reached into his pocket for Sally.

About TIME.

The weapon materialized...right into his lap, slamming into his nose.

"OOOOOW!" he whined, the heavy shield stuck on his face.

He hoped at least his captor would drop him for his pains.

HP: 20/20 -4 damage to self, 16/20
Target: Mandy
Damage: 0

[ X_Bleeding Roses_X ]

 

[prolixity]

Jordan stared at Caelius in sheer disbelief. They were outnumbered, most of them barely able to handle their weapons right now, and the Death hunter was telling them to attack? When they were being mistaken for monster children and protected by the freaks? Was he nuts?