Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Annissina Fhang]

minaflower71

Jisen Meizuki

Demyx: Hey, emo man!
Zexion: I'm not emo.
Demyx: Sure you are, everyone's calling you an emo since you always in a grumpy mood.
Zexion: But I'm not-
Demyx: Not to mention your attitude.
Zexion: But-
Demyx: Your hair.
Zexion: Now hold on, I-
Demyx: And even your-
Zexion: stressed scream Now listen!!
Demyx: 0.o
Zexion: Now look, just because I look 'emo' to everyone, it doesn't mean that I'm emo.
Demyx: Aw, but you are. I mean, what makes you think that you're not emo.
Zexion: stare ............. Try lack of emotion.
Demyx:*blink*............... Oh yeah, I forgot about that. sweatdrop

That is hilarious!!!

Thats a good one rofl  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Axel: i need a *bleep*king break from all this *bleep* ing fighting.
Demyx: me too
Axel: SHUT THE *bleep* up! you never fought a *bleeping* battle in your *bleep* ing life* so just shut the *bleep* up, 'guitar hero'.
Demyx: you hurt my feelings
Axel: THE *bleep*?? YOU DON'T HAVE A *bleep* ing heart, you *bleep* ing idiot ! you son of a *bleep* ing batch! you *bleep* ing idiot!

ahh like watching south park and the osbornes.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Yeah, it really does look like it was taken over by South Park and Osbornes.  

[xylert]

Keyblade Ninja

Axel: i need a *bleep*king break from all this *bleep* ing fighting.
Demyx: me too
Axel: SHUT THE *bleep* up! you never fought a *bleeping* battle in your *bleep* ing life* so just shut the *bleep* up, 'guitar hero'.
Demyx: you hurt my feelings
Axel: THE *bleep*?? YOU DON'T HAVE A *bleep* ing heart, you *bleep* ing idiot ! you son of a *bleep* ing batch! you *bleep* ing idiot!

ahh like watching south park and the osbornes.

ROFLLMAO!!!!! SOMEBODYS angry rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[jayjaystillhere]

Roxas: so riku like....how much do I own you?
Riku:.....why do you have the keyblade???!!!!
Roxas: because I own you.
Riku: You must come with me
Roxas: Oh no I had my fun axel already.
Riku:.....your gay?
Roxas: oh i thought you were I mean you and sora I mean come on.
Riku: Your sick....
Roxas: what??? it's not my fault you couldn't get with kairi.
Riku: *tear*
Roxas: so like I said...so riku.....how much do I own you?
Axel: Hey roxas!!!
Roxas: oh hell no. Ok ok I'll go. I'll do anything. Just don't make me go back there! its not safe!!!
Riku: Then give me fudgin the keyblade!!!
*roxas hands him the keyblade*
*riku hits Roxas with oathkeeper*
Riku: no you stupid b*****d the obilivion one.

*riku opens a portal of darkness and escapes with roxas*

ok I tried people. what do you think?  

[Annissina Fhang]

jayjaystillhere

Roxas: so riku like....how much do I own you?
Riku:.....why do you have the keyblade???!!!!
Roxas: because I own you.
Riku: You must come with me
Roxas: Oh no I had my fun axel already.
Riku:.....your gay?
Roxas: oh i thought you were I mean you and sora I mean come on.
Riku: Your sick....
Roxas: what??? it's not my fault you couldn't get with kairi.
Riku: *tear*
Roxas: so like I said...so riku.....how much do I own you?
Axel: Hey roxas!!!
Roxas: oh hell no. Ok ok I'll go. I'll do anything. Just don't make me go back there! its not safe!!!
Riku: Then give me fudgin the keyblade!!!
*roxas hands him the keyblade*
*riku hits Roxas with oathkeeper*
Riku: no you stupid b*****d the obilivion one.

*riku opens a portal of darkness and escapes with roxas*

ok I tried people. what do you think?

not bad. not bad at all.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Yeah, it's not bad. For a moment, I thought Riku would smack him really hard in the head, made Roxas unconscious, and dragged him to Twilight Town.  

[Loxagn]

Here's another one!

Saix: ROOOXXXXAAASSSSS!!!!!!!
Roxas: Yes?
Saix: I hunger for the soft flesh of a baby.
Roxas: Oh GOD. Must we go through this every Tuesday? All you want is a hot dog.
>awkward pause<
Saix: What?
Roxas: Yes, Saix.
Saix: Hm... Hot dogs, eh? And I like these 'Hot Dogs'?
Roxas: YES.
Saix: >pout< But I so enjoy the warm gush of baby's blood down my throat, and the feel of their brains between my teeth!
Roxas: >face-palm< No Saix, you're thinking of ketchup and mayonnaise.
Saix: No, it's definitely baby blood.
Roxas: >sigh< Just try this. >hands him a hot dog<
Saix: >bite< >munch munch<
Suddenly Saix gets those cliche starry eyes you sometimes see in the wierder animes.
Saix: My GOD, this is DELICIOUS!
Roxas: >deadpan< Yes, yes it is.
Saix: >bite< It isn't fair that anything is this delicious!
Roxas: No, no it isn't.
Saix: Are you SURE this isn't baby?
Roxas: >through gritted teeth< Yes...
Saix: >bite< But it's so good!
Roxas: You like ketchup, remember?
Saix: Hmm... Now I must wash it down with the blood of innocents!!!
Roxas: No, Saix. Kool-Aid.
Saix: Kool-Aid?
Roxas: Kool-Aid.






>ten minutes later, Saix is eating his eighth hot dog, and has gotten ketchup all over his cloak.<
Saix: Oh noes! My cloak is smeared with ketchup! I must deftly lick it off! >lick<
>pause< My GOD, I'm DELICIOUS!
Poor Axel has just happened to be walking by Saix's room while drinking a soda when he hears this. Needless to say, the soda ends up all over the place.
Saix: Axel! Come in here and taste me! I'm DELICIOUS!
Axel: Aw, HELL naw!
Saix: >lick< Noone should be this delicious!
Axel is now running for his life.
Saix: >lick< DELIIIIIICIOUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!  

[Annissina Fhang]

OMG!!! that was sooooo funny!  

[NekoYasha09er]

Riku: Sora why are you grabbing my butt

Sora: ummm didn't you say you needed help to walk.

Riku: Yeah but that didn't include rubbing my butt.

Sora: But Riku I have too, in order to please the fangirls.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Loxagn

Here's another one!

Saix: ROOOXXXXAAASSSSS!!!!!!!
Roxas: Yes?
Saix: I hunger for the soft flesh of a baby.
Roxas: Oh GOD. Must we go through this every Tuesday? All you want is a hot dog.
>awkward pause<
Saix: What?
Roxas: Yes, Saix.
Saix: Hm... Hot dogs, eh? And I like these 'Hot Dogs'?
Roxas: YES.
Saix: >pout< But I so enjoy the warm gush of baby's blood down my throat, and the feel of their brains between my teeth!
Roxas: >face-palm< No Saix, you're thinking of ketchup and mayonnaise.
Saix: No, it's definitely baby blood.
Roxas: >sigh< Just try this. >hands him a hot dog<
Saix: >bite< >munch munch<
Suddenly Saix gets those cliche starry eyes you sometimes see in the wierder animes.
Saix: My GOD, this is DELICIOUS!
Roxas: >deadpan< Yes, yes it is.
Saix: >bite< It isn't fair that anything is this delicious!
Roxas: No, no it isn't.
Saix: Are you SURE this isn't baby?
Roxas: >through gritted teeth< Yes...
Saix: >bite< But it's so good!
Roxas: You like ketchup, remember?
Saix: Hmm... Now I must wash it down with the blood of innocents!!!
Roxas: No, Saix. Kool-Aid.
Saix: Kool-Aid?
Roxas: Kool-Aid.






>ten minutes later, Saix is eating his eighth hot dog, and has gotten ketchup all over his cloak.<
Saix: Oh noes! My cloak is smeared with ketchup! I must deftly lick it off! >lick<
>pause< My GOD, I'm DELICIOUS!
Poor Axel has just happened to be walking by Saix's room while drinking a soda when he hears this. Needless to say, the soda ends up all over the place.
Saix: Axel! Come in here and taste me! I'm DELICIOUS!
Axel: Aw, HELL naw!
Saix: >lick< Noone should be this delicious!
Axel is now running for his life.
Saix: >lick< DELIIIIIICIOUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!

eek eek eek ............... *edges away from Saix for God knows how long*  

[beehive130]

yummy *licks saix*  

[Ac33s]

Roxas looks at him self in a mirror imatation axel by swinging his weapons ares around.
Roxas in a high picked voice:"Look at me i'm going to stab you with my star thingy and burn you too."
Then he rubs his butt on the mirror and goes:"I'm so hot i want to rape you so hard you catch fire and die."Then he starts striping singing"I'm too sexy for my shirt."
As axle walks by.

5 minutes later axle is sitting with the rest pf the organization watching him strip and touch him self saying that he axle and hot. And axle is sitting up front drooling.  

[beehive130]

Ac33s

Roxas looks at him self in a mirror imatation axel by swinging his weapons ares around.
Roxas in a high picked voice:"Look at me i'm going to stab you with my star thingy and burn you too."
Then he rubs his butt on the mirror and goes:"I'm so hot i want to rape you so hard you catch fire and die."Then he starts striping singing"I'm too sexy for my shirt."
As axle walks by.

5 minutes later axle is sitting with the rest pf the organization watching him strip and touch him self saying that he axle and hot. And axle is sitting up front drooling.

thats wrong! but you know roxas wishes he was as sexy as axel.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

beehive130

Ac33s

Roxas looks at him self in a mirror imatation axel by swinging his weapons ares around.
Roxas in a high picked voice:"Look at me i'm going to stab you with my star thingy and burn you too."
Then he rubs his butt on the mirror and goes:"I'm so hot i want to rape you so hard you catch fire and die."Then he starts striping singing"I'm too sexy for my shirt."
As axle walks by.

5 minutes later axle is sitting with the rest pf the organization watching him strip and touch him self saying that he axle and hot. And axle is sitting up front drooling.

thats wrong! but you know roxas wishes he was as sexy as axel.

LOL Maybe, but I'm quite surprised Roxas didn't look in the mirror or turn around to see the Organization looking at him.