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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:36 pm
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1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door. Mostly it's because I've managed to push instead of pulling on the door 2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [x] I have choked on my own spit 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw it once 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [x] I have caught something on fire..... Mostly on purpose, like candles, but I lost my eyelashes once . . . 7. [x] I've told a cop to ******** off. He was an a**. What can I say?! 8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [x] I've caught myself drooling... 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion 12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. I've grown out of this, thankfully 13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. I've tried to send people down them, does that count? 14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. Frequently 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. I considered it . . . 17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice" My mom's hard of hearing, so . . . I never learned to use my inside voice . . . 19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking 20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes 21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less 23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. Eventually I'll get my cleaning done . . . 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. I have an excuse . . . I was in the hospital, in labor! 26. [x] I've ran around naked when I was with friends See above 27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times 28. [x] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. No, but I'm bad about using them on my friends . . . 30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused. 31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. Quite frequently 32. [x] I've fallen off of my chair before. 33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. Insomnia makes you do stupid things . . .
I am 66% stupid
But mostly because I'm sleep-deprived . . . yeah, that's the excuse I'll use . . .
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:12 am
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:31 pm
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:09 am
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:19 am
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:54 pm
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:19 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:57 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:11 pm
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x-Beautiful---Delusions-x
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:55 pm
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