corrupt a wish

[Woozl]

Granted, however you only control fate when it comes to obsolete fates. Like whether people will drink a sprite or a coke at parties.

I wish I had a super computer and something better than comcast.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted but it becomes obsolete within a week and you'll be wishing for the next best thing.

I wish I could use gramarye (magic).  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but you lose complete control and you blow up nearly everything.

I wish people would stop stealin mah hairdo!  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but you have created a TIME PARADOX! *insert MGS time paradox music*

I wish I had my internet earlier!  

[Woozl]

Granted, you get it at the dawn of time where you are the only person to ever be on the internet. You are later killed for "witchcraft."

I wish I wished I was a fish.  

[MiStiEM00K]

Granted, but as a fish, you'll wish you wished you weren't a fish. xD


I wish I was Gaia-Rich!  

[Brutis]

Granted, but the definition of being Gaia Rich means having lots of friends.

I wish I had a Nintendo DS.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted but you have no games to play on it!

scream I wish I had everything I ever wanted!!! scream  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Granted but they are all broken and cannot be used...

I wish I could catch a star.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted but it's so hot you're incinerated.

I wish for lots of real gold@!  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but you got so much you're being crushed by them.

I wish my water wasn't this swirly  

[brolydbz54]

MissHannah

Granted, but you got so much you're being crushed by them.

I wish my water wasn't this swirly

granted now it is even swirlier.


I wish i could uber pwn joo all  

[Different...Very.]

Granted, at shuffleboard. neutral Don't be discouraged when your friends say, "dude, u srsly learned shuffleboard lyke dis?" You pwned them all at it. Including dear old granny.

I wish I could read 20 words a second.  

[brolydbz54]

Different...Very.

Granted, at shuffleboard. neutral Don't be discouraged when your friends say, "dude, u srsly learned shuffleboard lyke dis?" You pwned them all at it. Including dear old granny.

I wish I could read 20 words a second.

granted but they are non existante.



i wish i would rule the universe and pwn joo all in every way except sucking