ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[PiNkYrAcCoOn]

I knew it oh umm oh the piece of paper lol

Ok mine am I a pretty girl?  

[CoolPickle33]

If you call a piece of old toast pretty. (not trying to be mean! sweatdrop )

What is in cottage cheese??

 

[Reashel22]

what inside cottege chesse is the white stuff they use to make shaving cream.

how come when i look in the mirror i only see me?  

[Bubblegum Electric]

Hmm, sounds like your mirror is broken, whenever I look in there I see an alternate universe.

Why do people die?  

[Fira Arnithe]

'cuz otherwise people like Bush would be around for forever.

What happens to a marshmallow in a microwave?  

[AdrianTepes]

They grow into Leprachuns and steal all your gold.

Why must i crave meat??  

[Bubblegum Electric]

Because secretly....you're a werewolf.

Why do I hate lemons??  

[xPasta-KittyKatx]

Because lemons pink! <.<


How come the moon is a sun during the day?

 

[Bubblegum Electric]

It isn't.

How is it that Earth only has a single moon while planets like Pluto [[which could quite possibly not be a planet at all]] have two or more??  

[AdrianTepes]

B/c earth is married to our moon and is a christian and believes in one wife. While the other planets are poligimists, many wifes.

How come lighters are so beautiful??  

[wingcastle]

Pluto is not even a planet.

Why are cars mobile?  

[cute_kilala]

b/c the cars are getting smaller...

why do we have to suffer from global warming?  

[Cgamer101 Tokoro]

We dont the epople who push global warming just make us think we suffer from it.
How come when you delver something by car,its called shipment,but when you deliver something buy ship,its called cargo?  

[Crinoline Lady]

Because, when the words were put into place it was opposite day.

Where do babies come from?  

[x RanDoM WoRd x]

Teh magical baby-making fairy takes DNA from the people who want the baby. And then she scans the DNA into a magical baby-making computer and the computer generates a baby and prints it out in 3-D.
The magical baby-making fairy then gives the baby to the stork and the stork delivers the baby to the parents. xDD

Why did the bunny throw the chocolate pie and ruin Thanksgiving?