Let's kill Jim.

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

So they decided to svae him the next human sacrifice, tommorow! Yay! But since he ran away, they sent a vicious pack of dogs to trace him so they could fetch him back. Unfortunately.... The dogs ate him.... KILL  

[Cocoon Master]

But as soon as he got away from the dogs, he tripped and hit his head on a rock! Kill!  

[Nemo eats noobs]

But the rock was really a magic turtle that brought him back to life! SAVE  

[Cocoon Master]

But the turtle only saved him so that it could eat him! Kill!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

But the dogs wer still hungry, so they cme and ate the turtle so it couldnt eat the gu that fed them. Save!  

[TrueWitch]

But the dogs then turned on him, and ate him as well, for the cookies given were not good! KILL! domokun domokun domokun  

[Nemo eats noobs]

--but since the cookies were no good it gave the dogs a tummy ake and they all died before they ate Jim. Save!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

But by that time, the evil satanist priests caught up and recaptured him. Oh dear, he was sacrificed. What a pit... KILL  

[TrueWitch]

Unfortanutly, they caught Jim's twin Brother, Jim is living happily in LA. SAVE!  

[xxKarachan]

That is, until he gets caught up in the Bloods/Crips rivalry. DRIVE-BY SHOOTING. KILL.

 

[Thinking_Outside_Insanity]

But they missed SAVE!  

[An Undead Sin]

Jim is still in LA, right? Well, Don LaFontaine caught up to Jim and forced him to be a voice over dude. He made sure Jim wouldn't stop talking and because of that, Jim lost his voice and then died from not being able to breath. Kill!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

But Roy Mustang (FMA) who was earlier decided to be Jim's twin brother a few pages back(page 5) did not die because the satanists decided tht anyone who was that hott shoudnt die. Now that thats out of that way, lol, i will save Jim too. (Yea, so Jim is the second most important, Roy is more so. ♥ ) But Jim had a drink of water and his throat felt better, yay! Save!  

[An Undead Sin]

But the water was really vodka! So he got drunk and died. Kill!