CLICHE corner

[kittyfox_kumiko]

lol

[In reference to Dr. Fraiser] "Napoleonic powermonger."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

rofl

Jack: So how do the Spirits decide who wins?
Sheva'da: It is a battle... to the death.
(Turgan unsheaths a long curve knife.)
Jack: Hey! No one said anything about... big... knives!  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

"Captain Carter, Colonel Cromwell. He's come to rescue us. But I wouldn't count on it."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

(Jack mowing down Replicators with his new weapon]
Jack: Who's your daddy!

*raises eyebrow*

Jack: I've spent my whole life stickin' it to the Man. If I do this, I'll be the Man. I don't think I can be the Man.

Isn't that awfully like what Sheppard said to Weir once?  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Not word for word, if at all. I really don't know.

They made a joke about the phrase "Who's your daddy?" on Farscape. It was one of those running gags.

"Oh, no. Not those guys."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Ah. I see.

Jack: Holy...buckets.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Daniel: Their whole world is in flames - and we're offering them gasoline. How does that help?
Teal'c: We are in fact offering water.
Jack O'Neill: Thank you.
Daniel: I was speaking metaphorically.
Jack O'Neill: Well stop it. It's not fair to Teal'c.  

[StateAlchemist Natsu]

"I'm taking this loop off. Telling you Teal'c. If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. Lose it. Mean go crazy, nuts, insane, banzo, no longer in control of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, WACKO!"



Not much of a cliche but a funny line  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

If it's undoubtedly Jack, it fits here.

Daniel: Look, all I know is that the place you're searching right now is not it.
Jack: Then, where is *it*?
Daniel: Did I just say, "all I know"?
Jack: Everyone turn away. I want no witnesses.

xd  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

rofl

[The leaders of Langarra have been negotiating with the SGC for a planet to evacuate to]
Jack: You folks are done.
Dreylock: I don't understand.
Jack: Well, you see, we actually like the Madronans. They're nice people. And we've decided there's no way we'd subject them to the likes of you. [smiles innocently] Deal's off. You're toast.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Ah, Jack O'Neill diplomacy...

Maybourne: Hi, Jack.
Jack: You rat b*****d.
Maybourne: Hey, hey, hey... take it easy.
Jack: I am SO gonna kick your a**.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Col. O'Neill: Not condescending. You're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference in opinion on how to handle a crisis.
Dr. Jackson: Oh, please! We have a-a difference of opinion on just about everything.
Col. O'Neill: Gimme an example.
Dr. Jackson: I dunno, pick something! How about -- how about mythology?
Col. O'Neill: Rumors, lies, fairytales.
Dr. Jackson: [Finally losing it, jumping around in a frustrated circle] Y'see?! See? See? See? See?? See?? Mythology is one of the primary motivations for cultural development!
Col. O'Neill: Maybe it is; what's that got to do with filming a plant?!  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

lol I remember that. I've actually found myself doing the jumping thing when I got that worked up.

[In reference to newly inaugurated President Hayes and Vice-President Kinsey]
Jack O'Neill: Does anybody know anybody who actually voted for those little shrubs?  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

'Um, sorry to drop in on you like this, but we were... dead.'  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

[trying to get advice from Thor, although he is not allowed to interfere]
Jack: All right, send me back. Wait. Ah... Right there. Is that a head nod? A nod is usually down, then back up. Your head went down... Wait. I'll tak...
[beamed back to Earth]