The Corrupt Genie Game

[amiriachan]

your wish is granted but the pocky is stale and taste gross

I wish it was cool outside  

[CoolOzGurl]

Your wish is my command - you step outside and DA DAH - your in Australia at the moment - it's freezing!!!! LMAO But you go back inside and melt from the heat over there.... no more you.... he he twisted

I wish for some chocolate cookies....  

[amiriachan]

granted but really the chocolate bits are ants and so they taste gross

I wish it was saturday  

[MrSoftee]

wish granted, but you were supposed to win 1 million dollars on friday....to bad you skipped to saturday...

I wish I could go back to November 5, 1985  

[amiriachan]

granted but it alters your future so your life ends up sucking arse

I wish i could go to the movies  

[Skyva]

Granted... But its after closing so your sitting in the dark all by yourself, and you can't leave becasue your feet are stuck to the floor.

I wish to go on a vacation...  

[amiriachan]

Granted but the weather is bad so you are stuck indoors the entire time

I wish i had pancakes  

[Sforzando Poco]

granted, but the pancakes are burned to infinity

i wish i had $1 million  

[amiriachan]

granted..but it turns out its monopoly money so you cant spend it

I wish my book was here already