"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[LaBeeuhtriixx]

Because Grim is reaping her soul!

Who stole the cookies in the cookie jar?  

[Hickaru_Fire]

It was a Giant Squid.

Where did the spider on my wall came from?  

[Lunastar324]

It's not a spider-it's a camera designed to look like a spider so the government could see what u r doing. They put one in my room, too.

Why does the Trix rabbit steal his own cereal and yogurt?  

[Zig Zag Zebra]

Because he is too lazy to go buy some!

Why do ninjas wear black?  

[Hickaru_Fire]

Becouse it looks better than yellow.

Why do I like Tokyo Hotel's singer so much?? xd  

[Wandering Skald]

Because he speaks french well

Why does the rooster crow in the morning?  

[Garynook]

Because the crow was murdered.

Why I doth not what I be wishing to doth?  

[Vashtastic]

because roosters like to knit

why are cop dramas so popular?  

[Wandering Skald]

Soul of Aqua: Because the sun is shiny

Vashtastic: Because they cook so much lasagna


Why does the circle not like the square?  

[Garynook]

Thine answer be in a simple equation of 1+1=4

Why is what not that?  

[Wandering Skald]

because cat's lick themselves

What is the most powerful and awesome weapon of all time? ninja  

[Garynook]

Rick Astley.

Why is our lord and saviour named Ernie?  

[Wandering Skald]

His name is not Ernie, it's Sheogorath

How many tiles are on a bathroom floor?  

[Loki god of BS]

2 pink 5 aquamarine and 7bright orange.

What is a quilt?  

[Wandering Skald]

Something made out of chocolate

What is the biggest fish in the ocean?