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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:19 pm
The dome arena rained bits of glass down from above, toward the moat of hot lava. Henrietta noted that Cress had also had the forethought to recall his Panpour before s**t got real.
Up above, the duo would be left to fall. Melty, who was a tiny speck, fell unconscious. The purple headflame had burned out again, but he had a look of happiness, like someone who'd just exploded with the passion of one thousand suns.
Perhaps he had reached an equivalent for himself.
Henrietta took Melty's ball and recalled him as he fell, saving him from the fate of falling into the moat of lava that was once an arena floor.
"We..." Henrietta looked at Wayne and then Cress and Chili and whimpered and bit her lip.
"W-w-won," she said before her body shuddered suddenly and she collapsed, also unconscious, her nose still bleeding.
And it was only a moment later that the sound of a dozen thuds of women preluded the rain of women's undergarments into the arena.
"It looks like we lost," Cress said, genuinely impressed.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:35 pm
"Henrietta?" Wayne said quickly as he knelt down, holding his arms out to catch the girl, trying to stop her from hitting the ground too hard. She was still twitching a little, making Wayne tilt his head to the side. Then he grinned, "Looks like we won."
Then a pair of panties flew into the side of his head. He was like what.
And looked to the side. And saw Avan sitting at the table watching.
"..." said Wayne.
And meanwhile, Chili looked uncharacteristically deflated. "Man! I can't believe we lost! That almost never happens! We're not Cilan!"
Petilil was all tired and stuff, but managed to find safe passage around the edges of the arena, which was being locked up with a giant metal cover and rotated out so that a regular arena took its place. She then quickly scurried over to her trainer, hopping up and down in excitement. For once all the people didn't bother her.
It was the kind of bravado you get when you just obliterated your opponent in front of everyone.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:38 pm
Once the arena was replaced, leaving the moat of lava safely not there anymore, Cress began to walk across, a badge held in one hand. "Don't be a sore loser, Chili, you get your a** kicked fair and square," he said. With a light chuckle he continued until he reached Wayne.
"This one's for Henrietta and," he turned to see if Chili had followed, it was his turn to give the other badge.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:41 pm
((Those weren't Avan's panties! I swear!))
"They...they...lost..." Avan mumbled; he had secretly taken the side of Cress; and by extension Chili. The match, what he paid attention to anyways, was intense, and at times he had to remember to breath. The girl and boy team seemed happy, and Avan, disappointed, was still a bit happy for them. He knew now, that even at their best, the gym leaders were still beatable. Of course, Avan knew he wasn't near as good a trainer as those four; why, he wasn't even a trainer to begin with.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:48 pm
"Take this, challenger," he said, holding out the badge.
"Wayne. Wayne Lee," the trainer said, pocketing Henrietta's badge to give to her later, then taking the one from Chili.
"It's not the place of the gods to remember the names of mere mortals," Chili said all huffy, but the peeked out of the corner of his eye and relented with a grin, "Well, I guess I can make an exception. I can't believe someone's stronger than I, Chili, the strongest trainer in all of Striaton!"
"Heh," Wayne grinned, "You just got your a** kicked."
***
And some time later, Wayne found himself trying to prop Henrietta up as they sat on a bench at the park. She was still unconscious. He'd been told that it was a wonder she'd lasted as long as she had in the face of mucho masculinity-o from Cress and Chili's naked torsos.
He'd released Petilil so she could run around on the grass. The air was a bit heavy. There were dark clouds looming and it didn't take a genius to work out that a storm was brewing. Wayne just hoped Henrietta would wake up by then.
"At least they didn't make us pay for wrecking their arena and stuff..." he said with his shirt back on now, by the way.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:55 pm
It was this some time later and Henrietta's eyes would open. Her head tilted up, the first thing she saw was the dark sky full of clouds pregnant with ran. She then looked around and noticed Wayne.
"W-wayne?" she said. Where were they? Not the gym? She looked around a bit more to find that they were at the park. Though she only registered that it was a park looking place.
"W-we won, r-right?"
Melty, who had woken up now too, released himself from his Pokeball because according to Richy you can do that somehow.
[You did good, kid,] announced the candle as he stood proudly. His headflame was still low, but he had recovered enough energy to be totally bad a** again. He, of course, was talking to Petilil.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:01 pm
((You can't. There was a whole scene about a conveyor belt and a crusher that wouldn't have been nearly as dangerous if pokémon could release themselves from their balls))
Wayne pondered telling her it was all just a dream. It took about three seconds before he decided against it. He just smiled, reached into his pocket and produced her badge. This definitely wasn't imaginary.
"Sorry you weren't awake enough to get this," he said as he handed it over, "Guess all the excitement got to you. My mom said that can actually happen, like cause of blood rush and stuff making you faint."
Meanwhile, on the ground.
[Um... oh. We did well, didn't we?] Petilil said shyly. Why was he calling her kid? Melty looked younger than Petilil did. [I'm glad we won. We really kicked their a-a**.]
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:04 pm
((Well, Ren's Luxray used to do that a lot...and Psyduck did that a lot in the anime...
*shrug* ))
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:05 pm
"H-h-h-h-h-h-hum! Y-y-y-yeah! Th-that's what happened," Henrietta said as she looked away, face red. Yup, so what happened. Without looking, she reached for the badge that Wayne offered.
Melty, meanwhile, nodded. Which was just him bending, really, so it looked more like a bow. Cause he's a ******** candle that can move like that. Be jealous.
[You're damn right we did. We're the greatest team up ever. Let's do it again some time.] Melty grinned as he thought about the destructive potential the duo held.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:15 pm
((Hahaha. The anime. Haha. Oh man, yeah.
We pick and choose elements from all forms of pokémon media to create Legends. For the sake of settling it, let's just say that there's a locking mechanism on pokéballs that's completely optional. You twist the dial around the button to turn it on and off))
Wayne looked down as he felt Henrietta's hand close over his fingers, "Umm, err, yeah, here," he fumbled a little as he put the badge into her hand and then stood up, "So that was a cool fight. I mean, it didn't go exactly to plan but that was probably the best part."
He turned around to look at her properly, "There were so many points where I thought 'No way are we gonna do this' and in the end we managed to pull it off. I mean. That's real teamwork there."
Back on the ground.
[Um, okidokie,] Petilil said sweetly, [I-if it's okay with Wayne.]
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:16 pm
((Oh, that's pretty neat! The locking mech. thing. ))
Avan stood up from his table and made his way to Cress, who most likely would have had enough time to put his shirt back on, and would have had enough time to do so; or else what would happen next would be a lot harder for the boy.
"Cress!" He called out as he approached. "That was great battle." He managed to say. Even clothed it would have been hard to talk right out to the gym leader.
Hoping the gym leader would remember, "Today I take on Striaton Gym...like you had suggested..."
"I'll be using Kali...I mean Yamask..." In case Cress didn't know who 'Kali' was. "And I want to challenge you." Avan wasn't sure if it was too soon to ask, but he was sure that Cress would let him know if it was.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:27 pm
"Er," Cress looked down at Avan. "Can you give me two hours?" he asked. Cress, of course, needed to run home and release the 'passion from the battle' on his wife, in the form of heterosexual love making.
***
"Y-yeah," Henrietta said as she pulled her hand with the badge back. She looked down at it and felt proud. Had it been that hard for everyone else?
((No, Henrietta, not even ******** remotely.))
Pocketing the badge, she looked up at Wayne. "I-i need a shower," she said. Sitting in the park for Arceus knows how long after sweating off twenty pounds? Oh yes, it was shower time. It was probably the same for Wayne.
"I-i'm going back to my hotel room, I think. I-if you want a shower you can come to. H-h-h-h-h-hum, n-n-n-not l-l-l-l-like t-t-t-t-together b-b-b-b-b-but h-h-h-hum, y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-get wh-what I-i m-m-mean r-right?" said Henrietta who could no longer look at Wayne.
[Heh, who cares what the humans say. We got power, we gotta kick a** while we can.]
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:38 pm
((HAH! Looks like EVERYONE is gettin' some. Well, except Avan sad
And by everyone, I clearly mean Wayne and Henrietta. ))
"Ahm...sure." Avan replied. He assumed that he merely had to collect himself, calm down after that battle, or fix up the gym a bit. Little did Avan know, was that Cress' wife was in for a poundin'.
It was slightly troublesome he had to wait, but this gave him a chance to plan a bit with Kali.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:39 pm
((Wow, it's like a fandom. What's this called then, W-W-W-Wayneshipping?
edit- and you gotta give me credit. That's way cleverer than half the shipping names people come out with))
"Y'know, sometimes your voice is like you're in a blender. Or a paint mixer." He rubbed the back of his head, "Sure, I'll be along in a bit. I just gotta make a call."
He knelt down and held out his hand for Petilil to run up to.
But first, on the ground.
[W-while we can? Umm. I don't know... maybe...] No wait. He was right. They were the ones with the power. What human weapons could seriously stop them? Melty was incorporeal and could shoot fire everywhere. Petilil could basically vaporise things if given enough time to prepare. If they struck first then they could rule this planet. No human would ever dare-
"Petilil!" Wayne waggled his hand impatiently, "C'mon, let's go!"
And her mind going blank, the grass type gave Melty a little curtsey and scurried over to her trainer, happily going, [On my waaa~y!]
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:45 pm
THREE HOURS LATER, 10:30 AM, CRESS RETURNED
Hot damn, he thought, she's not been that feisty since that time I battled- Oh yeah, gym match.
Cress would wait in the arena for Avan, who was called on the PA system to report to the arena.
***
Henrietta had taken that as an insult. So, when Wayne left she mumbled, "stupid stupid stupid!" Then she stood up and walked over to Melty who was sad to see his partner in absolute ******** destruction go.
"Hey Melty," she said as she knelt down and picked him up. "I'm proud of you."
[Ahhhh, sweet womanly souls, snack time,] Melty said, who could absorb life force more easily the closer to someone he was.
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