corrupt a wish

[Mad Haru]

Granted, it's a broken one.
I wish I could find the time to work on my reading.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Granted but now you don't have time for anything else.

I wish I had a wish that wasn't corrupted.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. We all kick you out for being a kill-joy

I wish I could take my eyes of manga for a few more seconds and actually spend time with you guys  

[Luxurious Poverty]

Granted, but your manga spontaneously combusts so that you can take your eyes off of them.

I wish I had a sammich. A tasty one.

 

[sumizometomoshibi]

Granted but it made you s**t for a week.

I wish I had a positive outlook in life.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. But when you thought the doggie was 'nice' it bit off your hand.

I wish that garlic didn't make my breath smell bad.

@eternal- buh..buh...you won the money. ungrateful...>.>  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

granted. but onions are still nasy.


I wish my slave wouldn't talk back to me. bad slave! *whips wolfy*

and I'm grateful. Thank you. But slaves shouldn't talk back to their masters. They get punished.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Granted. But he ends up killing you instead. With your very own whip.

I wish I felt no pain.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted, you're dead. (I feel some sort of Deja Vu with this one...>.>)

I wish people knew I was a girl >.>  

[Razsminion]

Granted.But from now on, wearing anything else but pink will make you spontaniously combust!

I wish that I could solve the problem of world hungar so that I could get rich off it. ninja  

[Deppfan]

Granted, but you lose all the money in an explosion  

[sumizometomoshibi]

There's no wish to be granted. Your loss.

I wish I had Hiro Nakamura's power. Yatta!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but time freezes permanantly by accident and now you're stuck all alone for eternity.


I wish I had a giant painting of myself.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted, but it's hung up in the "world's most wanted" room.
i wish my books i ordered would come in the mail faster.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. They get shot to your house out of a rocket launcher so when you open the door, the hit you in the head effectively killing you.


I wish I was a famous rock star.