The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Eternal Rebellion]

Unfortunately, you already owe your soul to someone else...  

[SoulRIZer]

Fortunately, that someone else is fine if you do not want to return the favor.  

[Emotionless Knight]

Unfortunately that person's father does not like unfinished business and demands you give them a soul.  

[icabanana]

Fortunately, you find a loophole in the contract and they take the lives of the ants that tried to eat your cookies instead!~  

[Junipersweet]

Unfortunately, when you return to your kitchen, you realize you're still out of cookies confused  

[SoulRIZer]

Fortunately, you had enough ingredient to make new ones!  

[icabanana]

Unfortunately, as soon as you finish cutting the cookies, there's a blackout. ._.  

[Arwneneta]

Fortunately, You happen to own a wood-burning oven.  

[Pickled Cactus]

Unfortunately, that wood-burning oven caught your straw roof on fire.  

[Francis2123]

Unfortunately you thought she was inloved with you but it's not she was inloved with your best friend crying  

[SoulRIZer]

Unfortunately, without realizing the cookies you baked were also burned due to the fire.  

[icabanana]

Fortunately, you decide to just go to a bakery and buy cookies instead.  

[PebbleDrop856]

Fortunately, the rats were allergic to the cookies and they died. (Actually, I'm not even so sure that was a fortunate answer but whatever xD)