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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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 Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:29 pm
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:31 pm
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Nia Phoenix New droid - sticking with Medium Nia Phoenix = 250 Droid = 250 Fresh from the med bay, pulling the Kolo patches off her knees as she enters the training room, Nia spies her opponent - not wanting to waste any time she raises her palms and once again brings the crackling blue light to her fingertips before release and arc of lightning at the droid Nia Phoenix = 250 Droid = 195
The droid takes a programming modification to behave as the master of this Temple, and reroutes the energy coursing through it's circuits into it's saber. Thus imbued, the droid jabs the saber at the girl's abdomen.
Nia Phoenix = 195
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:48 pm
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:49 pm
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:51 pm
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:12 pm
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Darkerdemons DD-SCRAPS Young apprentice, Darkerdemons; I have made the suggested upgrades to my droids, but they don't seem to be as deadly. Of course, they are definitely *brzzzt!* deadly to soap scum and grime, but I think the modified programming is faulty.Darkerdemons = 250 Droid = 140 Maybe if I whack the droid a few times with this broom the faulty programming parts will fix themselves? Darkerdemons = 140 Droid = 140
Yes. I think showing the droid that cleaning supplies may also be used as effective *brzzzt!* weapons is a certain way to insure the programming fusion takes hold.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:14 pm
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Darkerdemons DD-SCRAPS Of course, I should have taken into consideration "human error" when making the modifications.Darkerdemons = 140 Droid = 140 Don't forget to consider machine error too! Looks like something's sparking a bit. Is the droid supposed to smoke and fizzle like that? Darkerdemons = 140 Droid = 85
I will not take machine error into consideration at all. I am completely operational and all of my circuits are functioning perfectly. It was obviously your insistence on modifying the droid's programming to hold more than one directive which has caused this *brzzzt!* particular malfunction.
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Droid = 85 |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:15 pm
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Darkerdemons DD-SCRAPS I believe, from this point forward, I will first run a simulation based upon your programming suggestions before making any *brzzzt!* final modifications.Darkerdemons = 140 Droid = 140 The droid should learn baking too! So it can make tasty snacks for the trainees! Darkerdemons = 140 Droid = 85
Let's see if it even knows how to properly use it's flamethrower to bake the snacks first.
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:34 pm
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:36 pm
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:37 pm
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:43 pm
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Darkerdemons DD-SCRAPS Yes. I think showing the droid that cleaning supplies may also be used as effective *brzzzt!* weapons is a certain way to insure the programming fusion takes hold.Darkerdemons = 140 Droid = 85 Dumps soapy water on the droid. ninja The droid needs to be clean as well to effectively clean the temple! Darkerdemons = 85 Droid = 85
I'm sorry for the ineffectiveness of your water attack, student, but I have anticipated the need for water-resistant armor as soon as *brzzzt!* I installed the secondary cleaning program. Besides, the droid uses boric acid to do most of it's cleaning.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:45 pm
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Darkerdemons DD-SCRAPS I will not take machine error into consideration at all. I am completely operational and all of my circuits are functioning perfectly. It was obviously your insistence on modifying the droid's programming to hold more than one directive which has caused this *brzzzt!* particular malfunction.Darkerdemons = 140 Droid = 85 How can you blame me for the droid's faults? I'm just a young trainee with a broom~ Darkerdemons = 85 Droid = 85
I blame the meatbags because I simply refuse to believe us machines are capable of error.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:47 pm
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Darkerdemons DD-SCRAPS Let's see if it even knows how to properly use it's flamethrower to bake the snacks first.Darkerdemons = 85 Droid = 85 Make sure it doesn't burn the snacks! Maybe I should demonstrate first... Darkerdemons = 85 Droid = 85
It's too late! They are perfect ash piles, just the way I like them!
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 10:16 pm
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