we have NURSES & Cabana BOYS - LOL ~ Geezerville

[Nei1]

bandaidd

bored to tears, here.

anyone need a shot? an IV? a vodka drip? a back massage? ibuprofen? anything?

I could use my eyes gouged out.  

[JustinShowcase]

Gilda Geezer

Officer Showcase, you seem to be in good spirits today. *Glances down at her charts.* Oh yes, we have a couple shots for you, too. Which arm?

*Takes a seat by Gilda's desk and rolls up the sleeve to his left arm over his bicep.* I'm right handed Ms. Gilda, so if you could please use my left arm I'd greatly appreciate it.

*Looks over to Ms. Bandaidd with a smile.* I'd be happy to assist you Ms. Bandaidd. I hate to see such a beautiful woman bored to tears.  

[Gilda Geezer]

JustinShowcase

Gilda Geezer

Officer Showcase, you seem to be in good spirits today. *Glances down at her charts.* Oh yes, we have a couple shots for you, too. Which arm?

*Takes a seat by Gilda's desk and rolls up the sleeve to his left arm over his bicep.* I'm right handed Ms. Gilda, so if you could please use my left arm I'd greatly appreciate it.

Oh, you're a strong young man. *Pinches his bicep, finding the vein.* Just one shot today, dear. *While Justin eyes Bandaidd, Gilda pops the needle in to his arm pushing the plunger.* Bet you didn't feel a thing. *Removes the needle and puts a band-aid on his arm.* All done dear.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

bandaidd

Yeah, I'm fine with needles as long as I'm not on the pointy end, haha. I'll go get you that OJ. Sit. Stay. Staaaaay.

Bandaidd finds her way down to the bar and asks for and orange juice for Dougherty. Glass in hand, she takes a sip to make sure it is JUST orange juice. She gets back to her office to find Dougherty sound asleep on the exam table. 4laugh She sets the juice on the mayo stand next to him. Bandaidd goes to the linens and for a blanket and covers him up. She kisses 2 of her fingers and gently lays them on his cheek and tiptoes out, turning out the lights and leaving the door slightly ajar.

*Dougherty wakes up with a start, sits up on exam table slightly confused and looks around, then realizes that he's in the examination room. He checks the time on his watch and stands up. Then through the cracked open door he sees bandaidd walking into her office.* Bandaidd, ... It appears I've been asleep for quite some time. What in the world was in that shot that Gilda gave to me?!? ... Are we finished here? I really must get back to work!  

[psihug]

*walks into bar, dressed for success and fills out part-time cabana boy application*  

[bandaidd]

Nei1

bandaidd

bored to tears, here.

anyone need a shot? an IV? a vodka drip? a back massage? ibuprofen? anything?

I could use my eyes gouged out.

eek bandaidd does NOT gouge out eyes. What's wrong hun? *hugs*  

[bandaidd]

JustinShowcase

Gilda Geezer

Officer Showcase, you seem to be in good spirits today. *Glances down at her charts.* Oh yes, we have a couple shots for you, too. Which arm?

*Takes a seat by Gilda's desk and rolls up the sleeve to his left arm over his bicep.* I'm right handed Ms. Gilda, so if you could please use my left arm I'd greatly appreciate it.

*Looks over to Ms. Bandaidd with a smile.* I'd be happy to assist you Ms. Bandaidd. I hate to see such a beautiful woman bored to tears.

*blushes* Why, thank you officer.  

[bandaidd]

SP-O Wlm Dougherty

bandaidd

Yeah, I'm fine with needles as long as I'm not on the pointy end, haha. I'll go get you that OJ. Sit. Stay. Staaaaay.

Bandaidd finds her way down to the bar and asks for and orange juice for Dougherty. Glass in hand, she takes a sip to make sure it is JUST orange juice. She gets back to her office to find Dougherty sound asleep on the exam table. 4laugh She sets the juice on the mayo stand next to him. Bandaidd goes to the linens and for a blanket and covers him up. She kisses 2 of her fingers and gently lays them on his cheek and tiptoes out, turning out the lights and leaving the door slightly ajar.

*Dougherty wakes up with a start, sits up on exam table slightly confused and looks around, then realizes that he's in the examination room. He checks the time on his watch and stands up. Then through the cracked open door he sees bandaidd walking into her office.* Bandaidd, ... It appears I've been asleep for quite some time. What in the world was in that shot that Gilda gave to me?!? ... Are we finished here? I really must get back to work!

You probably really needed a nap. We have lots of patients who fall asleep just because they are so sleep deprived. Please do what you can to get 8 full hours of sleep each night so you can feel rested. This is SO important.

I believe you are all finished here. Unless Gilda has something else for you. All your paperwork has been forwarded to headquarters.

Hope you have a good day! Don't be a stranger.

And... if you are ever injured on the job, we are here for you.  

[Nei1]

bandaidd

Nei1

bandaidd

bored to tears, here.

anyone need a shot? an IV? a vodka drip? a back massage? ibuprofen? anything?

I could use my eyes gouged out.

eek bandaidd does NOT gouge out eyes. What's wrong hun? *hugs*

It's nothing. I just feel like that.  

[Gilda Geezer]

I believe our officers are in good shape now. Thanks for sending their records on to HQ. *Heads back to the office to take a little nap of her own.*  

[psihug]

I guess I'll perform a working application to show people what a hard working guy I am.

*goes to the bar, grabs a rag and starts dancing with it while polishing the dark wooden surface*  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

bandaidd

You probably really needed a nap. We have lots of patients who fall asleep just because they are so sleep deprived. Please do what you can to get 8 full hours of sleep each night so you can feel rested. This is SO important.

I believe you are all finished here. Unless Gilda has something else for you. All your paperwork has been forwarded to headquarters.

Hope you have a good day! Don't be a stranger.

And... if you are ever injured on the job, we are here for you.

Gilda Geezer

I believe our officers are in good shape now. Thanks for sending their records on to HQ. *Heads back to the office to take a little nap of her own.*

I thank you both, Ladies! Let me know if I can be of any further assistance. But I really must go for now. *flashes a bright smile and tips his hat to them both. He heads on over to the bar and notices psihug doing a polishing dance on the bar* Heh heh ... Just make sure Lil Brat takes note of you working it here! I'll just help myself to a cup of coffee and I'll be on my way. Thanks! *pours coffee into his cup and leaves the Cabana Bar*  

[Lil Brat]

*Glances at psihug cleaning the bar and smiles softly.* You're hired.

*Goes behind the bar, pouring various things in to her flask before slipping in to a shadow leading to her office. Once there, she pulls some binders from the shelf and begins to pore over them.* Hold all calls, Gilda.  

[psihug]

I'm hired! Got a job!

*hugs Lil Brat*

*flies to the custodial room and grabs mop, mops everything and then dances a jig on the bar, singing with the mop*

A gentleman's got a walking stick.
A seaman's got a gaff.
And the merry men of Robin Hood
They used a quarterstaff.
On the Spanish plains inside their canes
They hide their ruddy swords.
But we make do with an old bam-boo
And everyone applauds!
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - Hey!
Me ol' bam-boo, me ol' bam-boo
You'd better never bother with me ol' bam-boo.
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shoo
But you'd better never bother with me ol' bam-boo.  

[Nei1]

Gag me with a spoon. xd