corrupt a wish

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. When a giant rock fell on your head some people drew a crude picture of your face on it and it was in the news.

I wish I had a pony.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It was a one trick pony. Get it?


I wish I was God.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted, but then i become your right hand angel, so you have to put up with me for the rest of your life.

i wish i had more gaia gold.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. You got 2 gold for posting! O:

I wish eternal's joke was funny.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You made me angry with that remark and now must suffer my wrath. evil



I wish I could learn to waltz.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted, but i had to be your dance teacher, and if you sass me i make you run five laps.

i wish my phone's keyboard would cooperate a little more.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. It now tells you specifically how it's not helping.

I wish I had a phone  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's a rotary phone.


I wish I had a better summer job.  

[Zera Stardust]

Granted. But than you get fired.

I make a wish.
I wish for fish.
I wish for fish on my fish wish dish.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted.
It was a blowfish.
And your wish fish blowfish
Went wish fish BOOM

I wish for a word that rhymed with orange  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You broke the English language.


I wish I was a successful movie star.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted, but the fame got to your head and you started doing drugs and became a miley cyrus imitator.
i wish miley cyrus would make some good music.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Now Disney has put a hit on you for costing them millions, possibly billions of dollars.


I wish 4Kids stopped censoring and doing shitty dubs of anime.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted. now they are even worse and every friday you are tied to a chair and forced to watch their horrible un-censored-ness.
i wish i will have a good vacation.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

granted, but then the cruise ship sinks like the Titanic.


I wish I had a pair of rubber gloves.