Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Gets the roll-up stuck in her teeth.
Inserts PB&J without the bread.  

[Maria71327]

Gets - gets a bunch of hungry little kids
Inserts - a pint of blood  

[Lil Brat]

Gets a swarm of mosquitos
Inserts bug spray  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets attacked by Maria71327's swarm of mosquitos.

Inserts a yard sale sign.  

[killafrog]

gets a yard for sale

inserts a buyer

Fortune cookie said a palm can say alot, especially when it smacks you.

 

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Property Tax gonk

Inserts: The 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution  

[Nei1]

Gets a LOT of women.
Inserts the 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Al Capone

Inserts: The Bill of Rights  

[Psyzapp]

Gets the remains of James Madison.
*Delighted to see a bunch of bones to chew on, wags tail*

Inserts one of the bones.  

[Nei1]

Gets the song "Dem Bones"
Inserts a soy sauce pump thingy.  

[Lil Brat]

Gets a bowl of rice

Inserts Chop Sticks  

[killafrog]

gets chop suey

inserts chopped steaks  

[Lil Brat]

Gets gnawed by Psyzapp

Inserts silver bullets wink  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets the Lone Ranger's horse, Silver ... Hi Ho Silver! Away! blaugh

Inserts cowboy hat.