Why did you divorce the person above you?

[satans-plaything]

well... it was just to incestuous for my liking...  

[brass_monkey360]

she used big words that i had to read at 12 in the morning.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

she had a snake that wanted to eat me >.<  

[Tambergal]

liked his little doll more than me  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

Too many bright things... couldn't sleep at night because of it  

[Tambergal]

bad color coordination >.<  

[stalker_ninja]

Was too judgmental of color coding  

[Erik_Deadman]

she let me off her leash for one second and i bolted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he scared me all the time  

[the_hamster]

she wanted a man with a mustache gonk  

[Levud]

I kept frogetting we were married.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he never gave in  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

careless  

[Tambergal]

flashing her underwear  

[stalker_ninja]

talked to much yeesh