"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[bulbasaur27]

they use magic

how come it's august  

[emogodofblood]

they have dragons in them
y do fat people eat  

[Sensoa]

Because food is love. . .

How do they put the filling in a twinkie???

 

[x_Talon_x]

There's filling in a twinkie?!

Why do we have to go back to school?...  

[Garynook]

Because the teacher are getting sane again.

Why should all green by neon green?  

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

Because neon red is already a color.

Why is music fun to listen to?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because ants pwned it

Why are ants small?  

[Vestri Infinitas Diligo]

Because they took growth serum.

How do you grow hair?  

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

Shave it all off.

Why do I like to read so much?  

[rifleSquiddle]

Because books are evil.

Why is the sky blue?  

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

Because pink would be weird.

Why do giraffes have long necks?  

[Jessybelldove]

Because I call them short.

Why do people question the meaning of life?  

[Hickaru_Fire]

Because they already know the answer.

Where did my water go??  

[Jessybelldove]

I drunk it

Where did my conscience go?  

[Pichiz]

Down the toilet.

Why is ravioli so yummy? whee