Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Only if it's industrial sized.


Where can I store the dead bodies of my victims?  

[magic_doglover]

under the covers of your bed.

is it rude to lick your plate clean when you go out to dinner?  

[Nazara]

you must lick everyone's to be polite!

Does scientology make sense?  

[magic_doglover]

sure, why not?

what if it turns out that God is a 12 year old boy with autism?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The world would be shocked.

Do you see what I see?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

If you mean the inside of your hat, then no. How can you see through that?



What's the most painful way to torture someone?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Torture the things they love most, then show them an unattractive person's unattractive rear end. Then whip them with barbed wire and finally, put a poison dart frog on them and have them stung by a jelly fish.

Are ye a pirate too?  

[magic_doglover]

well, i pirate music. does that count? ((not really.))

......well? DOES THAT COUNT?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It is known that pirates steal, and since you steal music, I have come to the scientific conclusion that you are a pirate.

Will you be my assistant?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No, you are under arrest and will receive the death penalty.



How should I execute Boris?  

[magic_doglover]

you should let him to whatever he wants and provide for his every need and desire until he somehow dies, having just lived to death.

how can i gain the power of telekinesis?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Sell your soul to Dai Satan for it.

Is it true that when someone passes gas, the passed gas goes to someone or something else?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Yes. They are collected by aliens to power their spaceships.



Can I kill your family? *hiding dead bodies and a bloody knife behind me*  

[magic_doglover]

yes. except for my grandmother. you touch her and you're dead.

why do i get a stomachache every time i enter a church? ((true.))  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because your parents sold your soul to Satan to keep you alive, and the holyness begins to disintegrate starting from your tummy.

Would you moon the moon with me when it's full (Totally serious)