corrupt a wish

[Sumimachine]

Granted. Now they think you ARE Jason.

I wish I could get my banned account back.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It gets hacked and your computer gets infested with viruses.


I wish the Holocaust never happened.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Congratulations, you just messed with world history! Now, you were never born!

I wish I could find my true love soon  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Granted. He's a 70-year old sociopath in North Korea.

I wish this chili had a bit more spice...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Someone dumped a whole load of habanero peppers in it.


I wish countries didn't exist. That we all lived as one with no borders.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Granted. But don't you know why the Roman Empire fell?

I wish I had a way to get to where the fireworks are.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Someone strapped a rocket to your back and lit it up.



I wish John Lennon didn't get shot and died.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Granted, but the Beatles still had to break up. I know, I don't like it either.

I wish Metallica would come to Reno again.  

[Sumimachine]

They did... but only because Lars had to pee... then they left... burn...


I wish the Bieber fever died down... forever.  

[Garynook]

Wish granted but from now on you're stuck with this.
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY, OH LOVE!!

I wish I could sing it better.  

[M3Gnificent]

Wish granted!
Twilight fangirls from around the world kidnap you because of your wonderful voice and drown you in sparkle and glue.

I wish school didn't suck.  

[Slime_Husband]

Wish granted
you are now a college professor with tons of students

I wish i could teleport  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Granted, you teleport. Right into walls.

I wish I had a Klondike bar.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It has bugs in it.


I wish North and South Korea could settle their differences and tear down their border so that all Koreans on the peninsula could live as one.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. Now but there's just one guy left in Korea to make it happen.

I wish I had a Klondike bar (and no, bugs wouldn't ruin it. It'd make it crunchy :3)