"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[dontnowat2donow]

becouse it is made of candy

y am i dating a guy named brandon  

[Mystical Prodigy]

u have no clue.

why do cats meow and dogs bark?  

[Hickaru_Fire]

So they can understand each other.

Why do I feel empty?  

[Mystical Prodigy]

your soul has been sucked out of you.

how do planes fly?  

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

They flap their wings--duh!

Why do I like being random and hyper?  

[rifleSquiddle]

Because you're really relaxed.

Why is Gaia a great website?  

[Vexer Fireshade]

cuase hits gots lots of pretty colors and smells funny

why do people randomly burst into flames?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they turn into ninjas.

Why is rock n roll kick every other genre?  

[Zig Zag Zebra]

because hip hop loves alternative

Where do babies come from?  

[Danton the Bored]

Wisconsin.

Why am I always right?  

[Vexer Fireshade]

cuase its opposite day?

why are shiny objects amusing?  

[Loki god of BS]

Because cats have paws duh everyone knows that.

What is the avarage life span of an alligator?  

[Hiddochi wolf]

When the sky turns dark...

Because Bob is behind you eek

Why must I be evil?

...You'll know I'm coming over to your house! >: D

 

[Danton the Bored]

Because pie is delicious.

Why is pie delicious?  

[Mystical Prodigy]

it is fruity.

why do flying monkies like to play leap frog with unicorns?