The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The punishment for such an accusation is death.


You lit my tie on fire.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No, ties are important, and I like them.

You tried to silence me!  

[KBiT]

You have the right to remain silent

You shot me! Literally! Out of a cannon!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It was in the script.

You didn't read the script!  

[Gyzvx]

my glassess broke and i was legally blind!

You ate the presidents breakfast bananza!  

[Mortem Quaesitor]

Well, he just LEFT it there!

You ran over old people! x_x  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No, I ran into an old Steeple.

You stole the Leprechauns gold, making him go around killing people in his search for the gold you stole from him!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I didn't make him do anything.

You threw away a perfectly good meal!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I threw it out because it was rotten.

You tickled me!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It's our new interrogation proceedure. Tickle torture.


You unplugged the tickle torture machine.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because I couldn't stop laughing!

You did not make it to Jury duty!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I got distracted by ponies.

You stole my booze!  

[KBiT]

You looked underage getting distracted by ponies

You supplied alcohol to a suspected minor!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I supplied myself and I'm not a minor.

You shocked the monkey!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

He wasn't practicing his drills properly.


You tried to initiate the Third Impact!

(anyone get the reference?)