corrupt a wish

[Slime_Husband]

wish granted
you get a Klondike bar that's old and melted, no crunchy for you X3

i wish i could manipulate reality as i see fit  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted, but for your whole life youi have a rival that can reversed whatever you do.
i wish for a fish.  

[Slime_Husband]

wish granted, you get a shark that shoots cats out of its eyes, sadly the gov't sends in "specialist" to subdue you and kill the steal the shark.

i wish pokemon were real, so we could all go and catch them and what not

[XD lets see how that turns out]  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You get stepped on and crushed by Groudon.


I wish my teeth always stayed perfect so that I didn't have to go to the dentist twice a year for a check up.  

[Slime_Husband]

wish granted you now have perfect...wooden teeth

i wish i was able to time travel  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Granted, but you go too far back and end up directly between a t-rex and its most recent victim, without time to get out of there before it snaps you in half.

I wish I could poke you.  

[Slime_Husband]

wish granted: you poke me and i end up spontaneously combusting...good job you killed me X3

I wish i could make copies of myself....hmm like naruto XDD  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. But your you annoyed yourself so much that your copy killed you and then poofed away when you died.

I wish I could squirt lemon juice in my eye without it hurting  

[Slime_Husband]

Wish granted: now every time your eyes water you suffer an adverse chemical reaction to your own skin

I wish i had a zoid  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. It blew up when you tried to turn it on.

I wish my cats wouldn't eat my wii sensor bar wire  

[Slime_Husband]

wish granted: however your cat is now your sensor bar

i wish our pet pig could talk X3  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Granted, and now it won't shut up.

I wish I could come up with a song right now... My current boredom is killing my talent.  

[Sumimachine]

Granted you make a song... but it was too late to salvage your talent...

I wish I cared about my wish.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You just wasted a good wish. Nice going...


I wish I was a ninja vampire.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Granted, and you become the target of every vampire hunter in the world. Van Helsing rises from the grave out of a vendetta against your. You brought a legend back to life, but you're gonna die.

I wish I had a crossbow...