"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Jessybelldove]

Because Dragons say so.
Why do I not like saying random?  

[Mystical Prodigy]

because your high.

why do people ask stupid questions?  

[dontnowat2donow]

becouse it is snowing

wat color is the sky  

[Hickaru_Fire]

It's pink.

Why are my hands so cold?  

[Loki god of BS]

Because I have a Kitty cat.
When will my bother die?  

[Hickaru_Fire]

Two days ago, he is a zombie.

Why does charmander breathes fire?  

[Vestri Infinitas Diligo]

Because he was born from the waves.

Why am I a girl?  

[little_moon_girl]

Because the Coffee Pot o' Doom said so.

Why ith my hair floofy?  

[Loki god of BS]

Because hair spray is flamable.
Why do i have a soft purple robe?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

because you hated it being a 'soft yellow robe'

Why am I having a bad day?  

[Suge_da]

because you listened to that song scream

Why do teachers give stupid homework?  

[Ritter Mayura]

it is to get every students' attention away from Gaia ~

If Gaia is 'Gaia', where should you find the Lifestream around here?  

[YesterDaysNews]

Dude, in my back yard!

Where do UFOs take people?  

[Lady Kimiko Kyuuten]

to Mars

why is pluto not a planet anymore?  

[Nelacar Victrix]

Because my cat did a backflip

Why does my printer move on its own? eek