Magical Soda Machine

[Lil Brat]

Gets a Rattlesnake (great shot - 1/3 vodka, 1/3 kaluha, 1/3 bailey's - in that order, slow drip the bailey's at the top - tastes like cararmel/butterscotch)

Inserts empty shot glass, fingers crossed.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets empty bottle of Jack Daniels.

Inserts a drink coaster.  

[killafrog]

gets a belly shot

inserts beer pong game kit  

[katana68]

Gets a case of the cheapest beer available....

Inserts ping pong ball  

[killafrog]

gets game pong

inserts nintendo logo  

[katana68]

Gets a box of Pocky.

Inserts a condom.  

[killafrog]

gets the lecture from parents

inserts teacher confrence  

[katana68]

Gets school suspension....

Inserts a bottle of bleach..  

[killafrog]

gets cleaned white clothes

inserts laundry basket  

[havenne17]

gets basket full of someone else's clothes.....hmmmm, some of this is nice.....

inserts bright orange XXL tee that I can't use  

[Nei1]

Gets a new rag.
Inserts a few towels that need folding.  

[killafrog]

gets wrinkled clothes

inserts a hot iron  

[Psyzapp]

Gets burned

Inserts a first aid kit  

[killafrog]

gets a nurse

inserts dr. evil  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: sharks with freakin' laser beams strapped to their heads

Inserts: Austin Powers