Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[maydaymouse]

No, but my pet shark Butch would love to!

Would you like to meet Butch?  

[magic_doglover]

yeah, i'm sure he's a wonderful creature! biggrin

where the heck have i been?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

In North Korea.


What was doglover doing in North Korea?  

[magic_doglover]

i was punishing the people there for eating dogs.

why is fancier food never very good?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because God hates you.


Cake or death?!!!  

[magic_doglover]

death please. with chocolate syrup if you have any! biggrin

what motivated the cow to jump over the moon?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The butcher probably.


How come it only seems to be doglover and me doing this stupid question, stupid answer thing?  

[magic_doglover]

because the fates have decided that we shall randomly cross paths way too much.

are the fates bound by fate?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No. They are merely bound by coincidence, unless I made it happen, then it was bound by me.

Why are my ambitions for conquering the world returning?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You've been hanging around me too long.


How should I kill you?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

By placing me and two other people in some place infested with zombies and mutants, having items and weapons that would help us placed around the "playing field" and watch as we make from start to finish.

Wouldn't that be fun?  

[magic_doglover]

yes. yes it would.

would any government prosecute Santa Claus for breaking and entering people's houses when all he does is leave presents?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Probably.

Why was doglover gone so long?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because you touch yourself at night. ((get the reference? :3))


Why did all the dinosaurs die out?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

(((I don't know the reference))) Because Bandora killed them for killing her son Kai after she sold her soul to Dai Satan.

What did the Taco say to the Donkey?