"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because its possessed.

Why does my microwave always stop before the set time?  

[Ritter Mayura]

EDiT: EDIT:
because it does 'all' the time! ~

Why did they make Tifa sort of weak in Mugen? crying  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because Vincent Valentine is more better than Tifa.


Why is Vincent a hero?  

[Captain Ninja Panda]

Because Sora, Donald, and Goofy are taking time off until Kingdom Hearts 3.

Why is the sky blue?  

[Ritter Mayura]

KEEP LOOKING!! You'll see the Dark World opened by Morrigan!! ~

Why would DC Universe characters would invade the NetherRealm?? confused  

[Captain Ninja Panda]

B/C Chuck Norris got orders from Herman Li to send them there.

Why are polar bears becoming extinct?  

[Jessybelldove]

Because the Penguins worked out how to use guns...

Why do I not notice that my family found the starburst I hid around the place for them until they go out?...  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they thought it was brown sugar....

Why do I get hyped off of talking to random peeps?  

[Ritter Mayura]

because they look like from Organization XIII ~

Why is it the Dark World of Morrigan's flying in the sky??? eek  

[Jessybelldove]

Because they are repelling magnets...

Why aren't I flying in the sky then??  

[Ritter Mayura]

because you need to be boosted a la Cloud in FFVII:AC ~

Why do Captains have to say "Energize" or "Beam Me Up"?  

[GeekinThepink200]

becuase they need chocolate sauce and strawberries

WHERE IS MY HAREM?!?!  

[Jessybelldove]

Up the rabbit's a**.
Why do I say things bluntly?  

[Xavier Damien]

Because your a generous and kind person.


Why am I posting this?  

[GeekinThepink200]

Becuase master says he kill all of us

Do you like yelling at peoples asses?