The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[KBiT]

Sometimes the only way to win is not to play

You bought up Nazis after our heavily opinionated discussion got incredibly heated  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No, I went out and bought Yatzee.

You left me a note I am unable to read!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It's hard to write with a flamethrower in your hand.

You tried to steal my flamethrower after I set it down for just a second.  

[Ember Terran]

I was only moving it, it was a trip hazard

You! You resisted arrest!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Well you need to stop randomly arresting people for no reason.

You tried to spraypaint my power armor pink.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I thought it would make you look funny.

You saw me eat!  

[Ember Terran]

It was hard not too

You have no table manners!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

How would you know?

You're stalking me!  

[SighingNight]

I was window shopping!

You stole My Tea!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I only had a little bit. I needed a perk up.

You were using my flamethrower tank for your barbeque.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Well, you ordered me to.

You quacked at me!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I was bored.

You stole the cookie jar but left the cookies!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I sure did, because I didn't like the cookies and you did not pay the cookie jar rent fee.

You added time to my bases self-destruct sequence by smoking a cigarette and let the prisoners escape!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

That's because I'm a spy. -Flees-

You gave away my position to the enemy!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I AM the enemy.

You revealed our invasion plans, you treasonous b*****d.