State the Obvious

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Xavier is a cool name!  

[Ignorant Soul]

Javier is the spanish version of Xavier.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Javier Bardem is an actor who just won an Oscar.  

[Miku4U]

Oscar is also a name.  

[Skizlersan]

oscar mayer hotdogs are still made of discusting pig parts...  

[Ignorant Soul]

Thanks to the simpsons, there's a spider pig theme song.  

[Miku4U]

The Spider Pig song is also a ringtone.  

[Ignorant Soul]

There are a lot of commercials for different kinds of ringtones.  

[Skizlersan]

My cellphone is brand new.  

[Miku4U]

Every living thing need sunlight.  

[Ignorant Soul]

But too much sunlight can be bad for your skin. burning_eyes  

[Skizlersan]

Camping can be tireing  

[Firenzied]

People can go camping in the woods.  

[Socky-Kouhai]

and sing those weird camping songs around the campfire  

[vgraceabutterfly]

Those camping songs can annoyingly get stuck in your head.