Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

He said 'you're a b***h'.

((this is the reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23LKD9Z1hw ))


Why are farts stinky?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

(Poor Peter) Because the mushrooms wish to conquer the earth and plotted to use our gas against us.

Why did Link get flattened like a pancake?  

[magic_doglover]

because Navi had a bunch of syrup, and she had to think of something to do with it.

why is my cat so clingy?  

[B1g_crunch]

Because I left it in the dryer with no fabric softener.


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?  

[magic_doglover]

because he's his own man, and doesn't care about what anyone else thinks.

who let the dogs out? (i want to give them a cookie.)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Baha Men obviously. Haven't you heard their song?


Can I saw you up with this chainsaw sword?  

[magic_doglover]

only if the sword is actually just a ghost of a sword, without any poltergeist capabilities.

considering the taste of shortbread, what would longbread taste like?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It would taste like Charlie the Unicorn.

Did you know that ghost can hurt you too?  

[magic_doglover]

yes, because i'm the one that gave them that ability.

which tastes better: silver or gold?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Gold.

Why would anyone give me a wedgie!  

[magic_doglover]

because you're just so darn wedgie-able! whee

yes or no?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No?

What did I say no to?  

[magic_doglover]

the question "am i going to say no?".

did i just blow your mind?  

[delasislas]

because you said sunflower seeds are awesome?

did i just see you wedgie someone?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No, I got wedgied.

What is big and small, as tall as a mountain and as short as a pot belly dwarf?