corrupt a wish

[yaone07]

GRANTED! They're from a guy who was bombed along with your kingdom.

I wish for a scone.

 

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It's inedible

I wish for the world to be at my feet  

[Eruresto]

Granted. The world shrinks to the size of a beach ball, falls at your feet, and you die of asphyxiation.

I wish to get into grad school.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You flunk out.


I wish for a pair of white gloves.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but they are filled with cement.

i wish i was omnipotent.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Nobody believes in you which means you don't exist.


I wish I was a dictator.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you are now the dictator of your children. they hate you now.

i wish i had unlimited gaia gold.  

[Inaria Meleasare]

Granted, but it's a cheat so you get banned.
I wish I had a garden.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. all the plants in it are ugly and bad-smelling, though.

i wish i could befriend a little flying fairy.  

[karmastinks18]

granted. you think you go insane and die from paranoia (sp?)

i wish for fame  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You wind up like Lindsay Lohan.


I wish my farts didn't stink.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. they smell so good that anyone that smells them become addicted, so now people are stalking your butt and forcing you to eat certain foods.

i wish that i was rich.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted, but now you have no free time because of all the work and everyone thinks you're stuck up.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

whoops. i wish for a fish.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. congratulations, you now have a wet, slimy, raw fish waiting for you under your pillow.

i wish dogs could talk.